If they could do real-life tentacle porn...

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  1. MonsterLuvr

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    Who would you like to see getting fucked by slimy tentacles?

    Gay, str8, celeb, porn star, male, female, and whatever alien species Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert are (Wonderland refuges?).

    I'll go first.

    CELEBS: Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Daniel Radcliffe, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Justin Timberlake, the cast of 90210 and Melrose Place (new), and Mario Lopez

    PORNSTARS (GAY ONLY): Kurt Wild, Matt Hughes, Chad Hunt, Ben Andrews, Barrett Long

    Possibly others, possibly TBA.
     
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    Seriously?

    Over 150 views and no replies? WTF??

    Do you even know what tentacle porn is? Well, if you don't, then here's the Wikipedia page.
     
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    Now I know what tentacle porn is. I wished I didn't. Life was simpler before now.
     
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    I know what tentacle porn is, but I don't particularly care for it. (The Japanese can keep it, along with their silly rule about not showing pubic hair.) But I am rather fond of octopii--they are quite intelligent, and have cool camouflage (and cuttlefish have really cool camouflage).
     
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    Tentacle porn, eh? Hehehe.

    I actually have an idea...I think instead of tentacle porn...there should be "gigantic movie monster" porn.

    Picture this...KING KONG fucking Britney Spears doggy style...:eek:

    MOTHRA eating out Lady Gaga.:eek:

    Cross dressing GODZILLA sashaying around Tokyo in Victoria Secret lingerie, hooker beyotch stilettos and a feather boa.

    Ann Coulter finally gets laid by some hot guy in an alleyway in New York. Right as she is about to come, the CLOVERFIELD monster lobs off the head of the Statue of Liberty and it flies and lands on the both of them.

     
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    First she has to do the praying mantis thing and bite his head off while he's still fucking her. Then she proceeds to chow down on him while he continues to fuck her.

    Seriously, I can't imagine her mating any other way.
     
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    Yeah, you know...:rolleyes: she couldn't eat the guy's head...she'd just emasculate it off...

    "Oh you are such a faggot...nag nag...why can't you just be LESS of a latent homosexual?...nag nag...you don't fuck me like KING KONG, you Richard Simmons faggot...you fuck me like GODZILLA sashaying around Tokyo like those NEW YORK latent homosexuals...nag nag...Never mind what I said, just fuck me like they did me in Harlem, you faggot!"


    (The guy's head liquifies.)
    :biggrin1:
     
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