If women had dicks.....?

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  1. jeff black

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    If women had dicks, who do you think would have the biggest one.

    Personally, I would vote for Hilary Clinton. She already has a pair of balls in her pocket (Bill's):biggrin1:

    Part of me thinks that Angelina Jolie would also have a HUGE dick, mainly because she reminds me of a sluttier Vinny.:rolleyes:

    Anyone? It's purely for fun.... not looking for pics of chicks with dicks or anything.
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    Good choice! :tongue:
     
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    You've got it all wrong, going with the democratic ladies. It's bitches like Ann Coulter and Laura Schlesinger who would have dicks at all and, big or not, they would use them against women in every way they could. They would rape other women.
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    Bette i dont think he was refering to politics Just strong minded women Your language gave away who you voted for last time around:wink:Im to the right I dont like anne I dont like laura I think they are horsehung Laura has a huge foreskin
     
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    We've already determined Ann Coulter has a big cock, Jeff, but not many people realize that Hillary Clinton is packing. She's really just a beard for Bill, who, as Ms. Coulter asserted, is actually gay.
     
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    Good point To turn this into politics is silly Yes Anne coulter gets on my nerves But she is right Bill likes pussy too!!:wink:
     
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    I also believe Angelina would have a huge cock.
     
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    Margaret Cho, Karen Finley, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sue Johanson, all come to mind.
     
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    Mrs. Bush would need the biggest one. Work it out for yourself.
     
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    Naw, the 1st lady always has the biggest dick in the whole damn country in more ways than one.:biggrin1: :tongue:
     
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    Kathleen Turner was in a real old porno/movie where she screwed herself with a crucifix. It was called something like CHINA BLUE.
     
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    Yes...she and Neve Campbell would be welcome to dick slap me anytime.:bowdown:



    Hilary already has one, she just keeps it in a storage locker in Maryland, so its hidden but handy.:3822733875wackit:
     
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    I would go with Pam Grier or Naomi Campbell.

    After all, everyone knows black women have bigger cocks than white women.
     
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    *squee on Jeff Black bump*

    for true.. Sandra Bernhard, massive peen.

    Scarlet Johansson would have really nice balls. pretty ones :smile:

    Selma would be uncut :biglaugh:
     
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    don't even want to think about this, BERK.
     
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