SizRules is right. That's gay stuff, boss.
If there's one thing we've mastered stateside it's the art of calling anything we're too fat to wear, can't figure out or are too lazy to do 'gay'. Sure it's the passtime of eleven year olds in most Western countries, but we go right on doing it well into our forties in the US.
Here's a list of things that men currently consider totally gay in the US:
Manners
Reading books
Good hygeine
Classical music
Form-fitting clothes (especially speedos or anything leather)
Chevy Tracker and Kia Sportage
Live theatre
Combing your hair
Speaking proper English
I've actually had guys bust me on not scratching my nuts enough - I'm serious. "Man, we don't never see you scratching nothing. Ever. What're you like gay, you can't scratch like the rest of us?"
This is getting embarrassing. We're starting to sound like a bunch of whiny babies here.