If you click this thread you must post....

[Northland]

Dammit.... I knew I forgot something.

That's okay, I just ordered my groceries (this on-line grocering thing is amazingly time saving for the basics) and I....



....oh....I forgot the whipping cream as well...

 

[molotovmuffin]

lol.... I have to work Thanksgiving so I'm making stuffed cornish game hens tomorrow for my son and I.... I wonder what I've missed as far at needed items go. I know that I need brown sugar. Hopefully that's it.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

djgvnufag v!!

 

[Catchoftheday]

Click post thread OK

 

[B_hungprepjock]

we are but muffin’s ‘minions’ (as she apparently thinks of us, as she claws her way to modern, post-modern, post-post-toastiesed, post glory...)

hip hip...












.

 

[Catchoftheday]

we are but muffin’s ‘minions’ (as she apparently thinks of us, as she claws her way to modern, post-modern, post-post-toastiesed, post glory...)

hip hip...

said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat



.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Where is Queen Muffin?

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Pull down your pants, Tardis...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Pull down your pants, Tardis...

VB you know i ain't that type of guy, are you confusing me with Chicago sam or Beretta? :biggrin1:

 

[molotovmuffin]

we are but muffin’s ‘minions’ (as she apparently thinks of us, as she claws her way to modern, post-modern, post-post-toastiesed, post glory...)

hip hip...












.

Na.... I just have two professed minions and a fuzzy bear. What more could a muffin want?~ World domination! and more minions.



Dammit!!! Didn't even notice that I rolled over on the post count postometer. Post hoeydom is mine for the taking!!!!

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Grats, Muffineva Posthoeyova Molotova, from one of your many minions!

On to 3,000 posts on lpsg.orgy AKA ‘Old Goats Who Stare At Men (and boys over 18),’ now playing in a cineplex near you!

But first I'd like to sing y’all a li’l song, it goes sumpin’ like this here, pick it, Wilson:

‘I’m the mother flippin’
Rhymenoceros
My beats are fly
And the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I'm horny

‘If you choose to proceed
You’ll indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede

‘I’m not just wild
I'm trained
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper
And a rhino that dated
And subsequently
Procreated

‘That’s how it goes

‘Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo’

‘They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

‘They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of the esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis

‘I’m not a large
Water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that
Preposterous hypothesis?

‘Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve?’

‘My rhymes and records
They don’t get played
Cos my records and rhymes
They don’t get made

‘And if you rap like me
You don’t get paid
And if you roll like me
You don’t get laid

‘My rhymes are so potent
That in this small segment
I made all the ladies
In the area pregnant

‘Yes, sometimes
My lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches
And hoes should know
I’m trying to correct this

‘Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are “sissy”
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why, exactly?
What? Why?

‘Be more constructive with your feedback, please

‘Why? Why?

‘Why? Because I rap about about reality?
Like me and my grandma
Drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party
Like my nanna’s tea party!

‘Hey! Ho!

‘I'm the mother flippin'
I'm the mother flippin'
I'm the mother flippin'

‘Who’s the mother flippin'?

‘I'm the mother flippin'
I'm the mother flippin'
I'm the mother flippin'

‘Mother flippin'!’

[Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros Flight of the Conchords (Google it for the video)]

Thank yew all vurry mush! Y’all have a real good day, now, y’all, y’hear?

 

[molotovmuffin]

You really needed a spew warning.... now I need to find some paper towels.

 

[D_Tewre Tittyboom]

Why, oh why, did I click this?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I don't honestly know.

 

[D_Tewre Tittyboom]

glutton for punishment? lol

 

[molotovmuffin]

I do.... no one can resist even if they don't follow the instructions.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I do.... no one can resist even if they don't follow the instructions.

Actually i can resist anything.

 

[molotovmuffin]

Actually i can resist anything.

Really?:tongue2:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

:approve:

 

[molotovmuffin]

:approve:

:nana: