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Didn't that sound as if it could have been a thread in the 'Ya Dada Ya Dada' forum over there, just after the way popular 'Illiterate Amateur Porn' and 'Pump Up Yer Pee Pee' forums.

I'll bet it would have generated hundreds of replies, most to the effect of, 'Oh, yah, I just hate Tootsie Rolls! I never did get them even when a was a very small child of 4, 5, 6 and 7.'

And: 'You know what other candy I just never got? Mounds! That's right! I said it! Mounds... and Almond Joy! All Almond Joys were was just a Mounds with a single almond on top! How incredibly insipid is that, just one lousy almond, I ask you? Well, not for me! No, Sir!'

And: 'I just have to agree with the OP, but I want, nay, need to add, Mars Bars! Has there ever been a bigger waste of my valuable candy eating time than a soft, gellatinous piece of gummy, gloppy... well, nothing, really, just absolutely nothing! I just had to say, don't you agree?'

I think I'll go over there right now and start my thread. I'll call it, Candy You Just Absolutely Hated, Even As A Child! Toodles...
 

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Hi, y'all!

How y'all doin this foggy, Veteren's Day mawnin, frum me in Balamer County, Merlyn, Benighted States-a Merka?

Wot are tha big questions of tha day? Hmm... 'Anal Cleaning/Douching.' Fer it, or agin it?

Personally, I think a bidet rinse, or tha equivalent, feels good and keeps yer pucker smellin clean and fresh, but anything more than that (enemas, colonics, like) on a reg'lar basis is gunna be self-defeating in tha long run, and ain't sech a good idee.

'Capital Punishment!' Now, there's a 'hot-button' issue in tha USA at the mo since tha Commonwealth of Virginia, in a surfit of unwarranted virtue, decided last night to execute tha 'mastermind' of the DC sniper killings of some years ago, a delusional and likely feeble-minded army 'veteren' with too many fuckin sniper-killing skillz on his résumé as well as on his 'mind,' such as it was.

Pro, con? Weigh in, peeps! Ever'body email WCBM at the same time with yer thots on whether yer 'Pro Cons,' or 'Con Cons,' and shut down their Innernetz traffic, jes fer me one time, OK?

Let's start a petition to silence Rush Limbaugh by lethal injection, whaddaya say? Ennybuddy?

<chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp>

Figgers!