Same for me - a guy with a vagina bleeding like a stuck pig once a month. I'll bet there would be tremendous health care reform then - a week's free hospital stay monthly, and then for the entire nine months while you're pregnant.
I almost shot Cap the other day - he was complaining about having a splinter in his finger for three days and how hard it was to do stuff. I said try walking around with a wad stuck up your dick for four or five days. He shut up.
Yes, it is around the first of the month so watch it.