If you could be a world record holder

[Lordpendragon]

Which world record would you like to hold?

Unsurprisingly, I would like to hold the world record for producing the largest number of women's multiple orgasms in the largest number of women in say a twenty four hour period. :smile:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

While that is certainly somethinge to aspire to, LP, I would prefer something just a tad nobler: I would like to hold the record for the largest philanthropic gift.

 

[Pecker]

I'd like to hold the record for being the world's most humble man. :tongue:

 

[DC_DEEP]

The first to play "The Minute Waltz" in under 30 seconds...

 

[DaveyR]

The first to run the four minute mile in 3 minutes

 

[Lordpendragon]

I would like to hold the record for the largest philanthropic gift.

And the difference is?

I'd like to hold the record for being the world's most humble man. :tongue:

LMAO - is this the classic Peckerism?

 

[BlackCock85]

The first man to become a Billionaire from doing nothing

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

The first man to become a Billionaire from doing nothing

Just change your name to Bill Gates, Jr.

 

[Pecker]

I'd like to be the world record watermelon seed spitter and demonstrate my talent at a joint session of Congress.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Alright, I guess I have to change my mind.

I want to hold the world record penis.

No, I don't want it attached to me, I just want to hold it. Okay, maybe not just hold it, may I do other things with it?

 

[Lordpendragon]

I'd just like to thank myself for posting this thread. The responses have made me laugh every time.

Guess I won't be ousting the Pecker for humility :smile:

 

[Shelby]

I really don't know.

But Pecker's watermelon seed post reminded me that I have met a few at a big event back home home sweet home.
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[dong20]

The world record for holding the most world records.:biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I would be the first man to Bopperbast 24 hours straight. UNDER WATER......:smile:

 

[dannymawg]

...[blurts] World record cumshot! [whoa - did I say that?]


Uh... world record holder for... uh...