If you could be a world record holder

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    Which world record would you like to hold?

    Unsurprisingly, I would like to hold the world record for producing the largest number of women's multiple orgasms in the largest number of women in say a twenty four hour period. :smile:
     
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    While that is certainly somethinge to aspire to, LP, I would prefer something just a tad nobler: I would like to hold the record for the largest philanthropic gift.
     
  3. Pecker

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    I'd like to hold the record for being the world's most humble man. :tongue:
     
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    The first to play "The Minute Waltz" in under 30 seconds...
     
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  6. Lordpendragon

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    And the difference is?

    LMAO - is this the classic Peckerism?
     
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  8. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Just change your name to Bill Gates, Jr.
     
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    I'd like to be the world record watermelon seed spitter and demonstrate my talent at a joint session of Congress.
     
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    Alright, I guess I have to change my mind.

    I want to hold the world record penis.

    No, I don't want it attached to me, I just want to hold it. Okay, maybe not just hold it, may I do other things with it?
     
  11. Lordpendragon

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    I'd just like to thank myself for posting this thread. The responses have made me laugh every time.

    Guess I won't be ousting the Pecker for humility :smile:
     
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    The world record for holding the most world records.:biggrin1:
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

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    I would be the first man to Bopperbast 24 hours straight. UNDER WATER......:smile:
     
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    ...[blurts] World record cumshot! [whoa - did I say that?]


    Uh... world record holder for... uh...


     
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