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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_Think_Kink, Jan 23, 2007.
If you had the chance to be any animal, what would it be, and why?
cause they get EVERYTHING!!! lucky lil spoiled sons-a-......
A yellow Crested Gulp. In case you don't know it - it is like a Swallow only noisier.
You didn't answer the why part... lol
i guess my nickname says it all:biggrin1:
i believe its because of its "gulping" ability
Again why? they are really cute though... those beady little eyes, and cute little toes...
Well done SKB that's exactly right.
I´d be a pig, of course. Like them, i like to put my nose in everyhole i find, nothing is sickening to me and i´m really delicious to be eaten. :biggrin1:
I´m like the Jabugo´s pigs. Treat me right and i´ll give you the best ham in the world.
Serious. They are pretty loving (much more than most of people knows), they aren´t dirty, and all of them can be eaten.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the 30 minute orgasms they have...
you're not 'taken aback' suddenly are you kink? i never knew you had such sensitivities! :wink:
Hahaha, and the rolled dick they have got.
I would probably be a Falcon or something...I've always wanted to be able to fly.
I'd be a rabbit. Why? Reproducing like crazy sounds like fun. Now only if they had a condom for a rabbit I'd be set.
I've always been fascinated with the way seals move through the water. It looks like they're just having a blast.
Of course running from polar bears and orcas probably ain't too cool.
No I would have said "oh god" if I was taken aback... that was just simply expressing the "duh" part...
I would love to be a horse, they are so beatiful, and free spirited.
I would be a fish (a fantail goldfish)
They looks so elegant, graceful and scerene swimming around without a care in the world
Love the idea... a big cat with a big dick prowling for a mate.