If you could be any animal, what would it be?

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  1. B_Think_Kink

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    If you had the chance to be any animal, what would it be, and why?
     
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    my dog

    cause they get EVERYTHING!!! lucky lil spoiled sons-a-......
     
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    A yellow Crested Gulp. In case you don't know it - it is like a Swallow only noisier.
     
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    You didn't answer the why part... lol
     
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    i guess my nickname says it all:biggrin1:
     
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    i believe its because of its "gulping" ability
     
  7. B_Think_Kink

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    Again why? they are really cute though... those beady little eyes, and cute little toes...
     
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    Well done SKB that's exactly right.
     
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    Oh sheesh...
     
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    I´d be a pig, of course. Like them, i like to put my nose in everyhole i find, nothing is sickening to me and i´m really delicious to be eaten. :biggrin1:

    I´m like the Jabugo´s pigs. Treat me right and i´ll give you the best ham in the world.

    Serious. They are pretty loving (much more than most of people knows), they aren´t dirty, and all of them can be eaten.

    Pig.
     
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    I'm surprised you didn't mention the 30 minute orgasms they have...
     
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    you're not 'taken aback' suddenly are you kink? i never knew you had such sensitivities! :wink:
     
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    Hahaha, and the rolled dick they have got.

    Touché. :redface:
     
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    I would probably be a Falcon or something...I've always wanted to be able to fly.
     
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    I'd be a rabbit. Why? Reproducing like crazy sounds like fun. Now only if they had a condom for a rabbit I'd be set.
     
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    I've always been fascinated with the way seals move through the water. It looks like they're just having a blast.

    Of course running from polar bears and orcas probably ain't too cool.
     
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    No I would have said "oh god" if I was taken aback... that was just simply expressing the "duh" part...
     
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    I would love to be a horse, they are so beatiful, and free spirited.
     
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    I would be a fish (a fantail goldfish)

    They looks so elegant, graceful and scerene swimming around without a care in the world
     
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    Love the idea... a big cat with a big dick prowling for a mate.
     
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