If you could be any animal, what would it be?

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Nothing worth shitting on between DC and Canada? Have you even been to New Jersey?

Many Many times - Wrightstown, Atalantic City, Tom's River, Trenton, Newark, Garfield, New Egypt, Browns Mills are all places that I can remember and like I said - not worth shitting on :tongue:
 

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I never really thought about it but.... I guess I would like to be a dog. After all they get their meals prepared for them by their owners. They get bathed by their owners. You get to fuck the first female available when it is time and if you move around enough there are plenty of females around that is ready. And have you noticed how easy it is for them to lick their own cock and balls ? My back wouldn't get so sore...lol...I would be a smart dog and not chase after cars or shit in the neighbors yard...unless of course if they wouldn't let me fuck their bitch then I would sneak over at night and shit on the porch in front of the door. Sorry just the way I am. lol
 

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Many Many times - Wrightstown, Atalantic City, Tom's River, Trenton, Newark, Garfield, New Egypt, Browns Mills are all places that I can remember and like I said - not worth shitting on :tongue:

You're right. They'd probably enjoy it too much.
 

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I wouldn't mind being a rhinoceros or maybe one of those flying dinosaurs--yeah I wouldn't mind being a pterodactyl--if it weren't for its being extinct already, so, I'll stay with the trusty rhino. I alwys liked them and that's enough of a reason why.
 

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Again why? they are really cute though... those beady little eyes, and cute little toes...


You got it:wink: Basically because of the fact that raccoons are rather small aninmals compared to others. Whereas their tail is about 8 to 10 inches, which is about 1/4 of their body length. Though that has nothing to do with my tail:wink: I just like the raccoons and figure one should stand up for such an endangered species
 
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I'd be one of two animals:

A panda, because I'd like to be coveted and adored by millions of people the world over!

- or -

A koala, because I'd love to hang out all day just eating eucalyptus leaves, looking cute!

:biggrin: No really, I picked these two because they are my favorite animals!
 

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I'd be one of two animals:

A panda, because I'd like to be coveted and adored by millions of people the world over!

- or -

A koala, because I'd love to hang out all day just eating eucalyptus leaves, looking cute!

:biggrin: No really, I picked these two because they are my favorite animals!
I don't think you have the mean streak that Koala's have though... ;)