If you could get a second penis installed?

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by B_quietguy, Dec 1, 2009.

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Would you want an additional penis?

  1. Nope, my body has none right now.

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%
  2. I have just one, and it stays that way.

    30 vote(s)
    53.6%
  3. A second penis would be quite handy.

    19 vote(s)
    33.9%
  4. Can I get a third or fourth or more?

    5 vote(s)
    8.9%
  1. B_quietguy

    B_quietguy New Member

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    If scientists can grow a new penis in the lab from your own tissue and then surgically implant it on to you, it's only a matter of time until somebody asks for an extra organ.

    Would you get another fully-functional penis in addition to your current one?
     
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    well, I hardly use the one I already have...
     
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    I never guessed for a moment that almost 40% of men would a second cock!? Whoa! Maybe 5% or 10% tops. But nearly 40%? Maybe in a couple of decades, getting a second schlong will become a routine surgery.
     
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    Shamelessly bumping this thread to the top of the pile so its gets more responses to the poll.
     
  5. rob_just_rob

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    So many joke opportunities there. I'll just say that there is already no shortage of people willing to install their penises in someone else.
     
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    Do I get to decide the size and placing of said second member?
     
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    If placing is a variable, how many will say "in my butt"?
     
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    I'd rather mine was like an over-under shotgun :wink:
     
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    Sure. Just tell the doctor how big to grow it in the lab, and where to attach it to you.
     
  10. spitandshovelover

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    I love my penis FAR too much to consider giving it any competition. Plus, I'd get tendonitis if I had TWO organs to masturbate!
     
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