If you could have one sexual super power

[deeperthanyou]

What would it be

 

[EllieP]

One? I'll stick with the six I already have.

 

[sweetlucky12]

Ellie gave the best possible answer to this one, so I'm not sure I need to reply.

 

[Mercurygirl]

Adventures

of​

Mercurygirl​

Faster than a mile high quickie in a airplane lavatory.

More powerful than the sweet bud I'm currently sucking from my super cool Calvin and Hobbes bong.

Able to land on an erect penis in a single bound.

"Look, over by that pie!"
"It's a nerd!"
"It's a dame!"
"It's Mercurygirl!"

Yes, Mercurygirl! Hot babe named after an equally hot planet who when stoned is convinced she has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal bitches.

Mercurygirl! Who can change her boyfriend's mind with a sloppy blowjob. Bend his will with her bare bottom.

And who disguised as :::cough, cough:::, a dirty minded marketing and sales employee for a not so great metropolitan radio station, fights a never ending battle for cupcakes, shopping sales, and sofa naps during the day!






Re:

 

[LaFemme]

I already come with super powers.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Adventures

of​

Mercurygirl​

Faster than a mile high quickie in a airplane lavatory.

More powerful than the sweet bud I'm currently sucking from my super cool Calvin and Hobbes bong.

Able to land on an erect penis in a single bound.

"Look, over by that pie!"
"It's a nerd!"
"It's a dame!"
"It's Mercurygirl!"

Yes, Mercurygirl! Hot babe named after an equally hot planet who when stoned is convinced she has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal bitches.

Mercurygirl! Who can change her boyfriend's mind with a sloppy blowjob. Bend his will with her bare bottom.

And who disguised as :::cough, cough:::, a dirty minded marketing and sales employee for a not so great metropolitan radio station, fights a never ending battle for cupcakes, shopping sales, and sofa naps during the day!






Re:

I can't even begin to top this. *applause*

 

[918177]

To be able to smote trolls with a single thought.

If you don't think that's sexual super power then you have no idea how turned on the mere thought makes me.

Damn....give me a mo. I need to touch myself.

 

[DaisyDoesIt]

Kinda a superman power-vision deal: remove lil' penis's and transplant pussy's in their place, for guys who shoulda been born that way enyhow......

 

[1010309]

I would love to be a genie in the bottle!!! Imagine all the rubbings I could endure

 

[Notthe7]

Drive a man to just a tenth of a degree before insane.... by simply winking

 

[AlteredEgo]

To bestow renewed energy to a partner whose spirit is willing when his body is unable.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Dude, I am a natural redhead.
I am a superpower.