If you could punch anyone and get away with it...

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Mine would be

    1. Nicholas Cage

    2. Bill O'Reilly

    3. Ann Coulter

    4. Zac Efron (twice)

    And I would enjoy every moment of it.
     
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    Every hiring manager who has passed me over recently...
    That Frank guy who tries to impersonate people...
    My friend B
     
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    I don't know that I'd want to punch anyone out, but I can think of a few I'd like to bitch slap for the fun of it.
     
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    You're right, I guess Zac Efron would elicit more of a bitch slap than a punch.
     
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    I love this thread!
     
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    Sharon Ozborne

    And two people of here hehe
     
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    So divulge, who would you knock out?
     
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    George Bush
    Cheeny
    Just about everyone else too --I hate people in general
     
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    Bitch slaps are much more fun!

    1) Tom Cruise
    2) P.Duddy, Diddy, Daddy, Daffy (or whatever they call him these days)
    3) Dr. Phil!
    4) Donald Trump
    5) Kanye West
    6) K-Fed
    7) Tara Reid
     
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    Nobody :biggrin1:

    Not even you Mr Marley :nana:
     
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    1-10: Osama bin Laden.

    Then maybe Kathy Lee Gifford. . .
     
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    Oprah--shes a horrible rotten monster
    Rosie McDonald--another rotten monster
    Cher--she gives me the creeps
    Baraba Walters--I hate hearing her nasty "Elmer Fudd" voice
    Whoopi Goldman--shes just plain nasty
    Tom Cruise--just a idiot
    Tom Hanks--a annoying jerk
    Jay Leno--gives me the creeps
    Jennifer Anisston-I like to kick that bitch in the face-she butt ugly
     
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    Don't you touch my man! Sheneneh don't play that shit!

    Yeah, who does she think she is, coming up from nothing, building an empire, inspiring millions and contributing endlessly to the improvement of the world around her. The nerve!

    I can agree with these though

    Everything you done to me, already done to you. I may be po', I may be black. Hell, I may even be ugly. But I'm here! I'm here!
     
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    Celebrities?.......

    Jim Carey....I think he's funny but enuff'z'nuff
    G. Bush Sr and Jr
    Will Ferrell
     
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    George W Bush

    Bill O'Reilly

    Pete Sampras
     
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    How could I forget, ALL of the male cast member/douches on MTV's The Challenge and I Love New York.
     
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    feelin punchy but my list is very huge and lengthy..
     
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    definatelyt gw
    and that dick that assists him
    i get so angry at george bush, i burst out in tongues!!LOL
     
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    We like huge and lengthy here at LPSG, humor us.
     
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    1) Barney
    2) K-Fed
    3) Hillary Duff
    4) Jack Black (particularly in Nacho Libre) *shudders*
    5) Hannah Montana
     
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