If you found an Aladdin's lamp...

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  1. JMeister

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    with the sex genie inside and the genie granted you one wish of sexual nature what would it be?

    I would ask for my cock head to be huge. One that women could just barely fit into their mouths or pussies.
     
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    Purely because I am in a playful mood, I would wish that I could fly. My flying ability would allow me to travel fast and sleep with the people that cause my dick to throb.:smile:
     
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    My wish would be my first love would marry me and she would have a rock hard long cock instead of a vagina.
     
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    Wow that sounds quite weird , are you not happy with her ?
     
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    more cowbell, please
     
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    I wouldn't want to mess with my own physiology. I've heard too many genie jokes to not know that these things always backfire. So rather than wishing my penis was bigger/different, I'd wish for every other man's penis to get smaller. :evil:
     
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    I've set my lawyer onto initiating a joint class action suit against you already. You're gonna get shafted for this. :cool:

    See, these things do indeed always backfire. :saevil:
     
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    the power to have sex with whomever I wanted, whenever I wanted, for as long as I wanted.
     
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    to have the ability to make myself invisible!
     
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    I'm pretty happy with my sexual abilities. However, I have always wanted bigger boobs. I'm tall so I think I could handle being a D cup, rather than the small B cup I am currently.

    Nope, I changed my mind. I'd rather have the ability to read mens minds. So that I no longer have to ask, "what are you thinking?"
     
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    To be able to alter the size and shape of my genitals, at will
     
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    Stand in line!
     
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    You have to ask?
     
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    I've always wanted a little hand held computer that would allow me to alter anything about my body at the push of a button. Because the machine does the altering I can forever change myself with only one wish. I would change my appearance and life out the life of one sexual partner and change it again for another relationship, I could make my dick big or small whenever I wanted, flaccid big, flaccid small, make myself into a women, I could do naughty things to people without them knowing it was me, I could make myself really hot and then make myself look like shit. I could give myself extra dicks or a couple of sets of boobs, the possibilities are endless.

    I've always wanted to stop time and strip everyone to see what they've got.
     
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    My one wish would be that all men were truly created equal (9"X6.5").
     
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    Has someone been watching Wet Dreams of Genie?:wink:


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    sorry...not sexual...but I'd like the genie to repair the nerve damage in my shoulders that hurts every fucking day of my life
     
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    I figure'd that myself, that is covering a wider range with a more vague wish. I'd wish to be the world's wealthiest and greatest heterosexual lover. That should cover the wealth that I need to be financially secure (which would allow me the time to pursue the lover interests) and all aspects that any woman on the planet would ever need to be satisfied, whether it be length, girth, technique or even the connection that it takes.
     
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    HAHA You know its a nelly M2M Flick when the words end in Z.
     
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    I would wish to become a "shape shifter" so that I could modify my body at will:
    - I could change the size and shape of my cock to suit the situation.
    - I could grow a pair of tits to take away my stress
    - I could give myself a tit wank
    - I could get a vagina and make my hand my cock and have all the pleasure
    - I could fuck all women's holes at once

    If I had a second wish it would be to have a shape shifter girlfriend!
    Sex with no limits = paradise!!!
     
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