I started a similar thread if you want to have a read through:
http://www.lpsg.com/344203-wanting-to-have-a-penis.html
I'm confused, what were you actually asking?
Wait, I don't get it. Do you use your penis to play video games?
Would. Having a penis. Make me better. At. Assassin's Creed? This is a serious question.
Okay. So... I have a penis, but just for today. Do I measure bone pressed or not? Not sure I can get on with my day before this question is answered
Wait, I don't get it. Do you use your penis to play video games?
I'd measure it 16 times, exaggerate by an inch either way, then post on LPSG about how big it is.
I decided to just fold the tape measure and boost my bone pressed number that way. If anyone challenges me, I'll just say the rest is in my fat pad. Or I'll do what Spladle used to do way back before he was banned. (Miss you Splades!) I'll put up a cartoon drawing of my 16" dick.Around here, the only way people measure is from either the navel or the asshole, whichever gives the most impressive number.
I decided to just fold the tape measure and boost my bone pressed number that way. If anyone challenges me, I'll just say the rest is in my fat pad. Or I'll do what Spladle used to do way back before he was banned. (Miss you Splades!) I'll put up a cartoon drawing of my 16" dick.