In the light of frequent postings from people who seem to only recall things they see in porn and forget about who they married and her comfort zone. She might dirty talk you. She might swallow your load. She might take your dick up her ass. She might fuck your friend who has a big dick because YOU want her to. She might finger her pussy for you. The list goes on. BUT.....(I encourage the females to fill in the blanks here) If you had a pornstar for a wife she sure as hell wouldn't be _____?_____! My fill-in would be: Cleaning your piss off the toilet. Making you dinner. Putting up with your Mom. Raising your babies. Folding your underwear and socks before putting them in the drawer.