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If you had a pornstar for a wife...

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Tattooed Goddess, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. Tattooed Goddess

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    In the light of frequent postings from people who seem to only recall things they see in porn and forget about who they married and her comfort zone.

    She might dirty talk you.

    She might swallow your load.

    She might take your dick up her ass.

    She might fuck your friend who has a big dick because YOU want her to.

    She might finger her pussy for you.

    The list goes on.

    BUT.....(I encourage the females to fill in the blanks here)

    If you had a pornstar for a wife she sure as hell wouldn't be _____?_____!

    My fill-in would be:

    Cleaning your piss off the toilet.

    Making you dinner.

    Putting up with your Mom.

    Raising your babies.

    Folding your underwear and socks before putting them in the drawer.
     
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    But, who says that a pornstar wouldn't make you dinner, put up with your mom, etc.?

    Don't get me wrong, I believe that everything you listed is desirable beyond sex. Not all men think purely in terms of sex. The pornstar fantasy is just that: a fantasy.

    Also, just because they do those things sexually at work doesn't mean that they actually enjoy doing those things.

    But then again, I'm probably being too analytical. Sorry if I sound a little critical...
     
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    Some wives should loosen up. Some husband's should adjust their expectations.
     
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    There's elegant beauty in that phrasing. Thank you for that.
     
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    And if people aren't going to be happy with a non-pornstar wife, they shouldn't marry one. Don't expect people to change after you marry them - they won't (goes for both genders).
     
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    ...IF she's getting paid to!

    i'd bet money that they hate half the shit they ooo and aaaah to, and that when they get home to their guy they just want a foot rub and a hug.
     
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    Just to piggy back off of your other post from yesterday about that movie set in Iran - there are cultures where the things you listed, either on the sex act side or on your chosen fillers, are not "optional" for the woman. She does it because its normal to be subservient to the husband, and complete subservience is expected.

    As much as I don't like feminazis, given that women have had to bear the weight of that kind of subservience to their husbands and to men at large, I can understand their venom in context. A marriage in which both individuals have the freedom to express themselves is much more powerful, and when I think about how some of you ladies were saying to justavg that he should be "happy" that he's "allowed" to have the sparing, surly unsatisfying sex that is his having, I can't help but feeling that we're just starting to move to the other extreme.
     
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    where does his post say that she's surly in the sex they have?

    you just assume that because she doesn't enjoy the things he listed that she's surly and doesn't care about his pleasure?

    if you didn't share my desire to slap your balls as part of sex, does that make you surly and disinterested in my satisfaction?

    :rolleyes:

    ...and where exactly does her pleasure come into your equation?
     
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    as hot as me in bed ! jks :tongue:

    I don't like to think of porn stars being different from any of us... Pornstars too probably also do all the wifely duties that come long with having a family, and I'm sure that there are many wives that turn into pornstars in the privacy of their marital chamber.:biggrin1:
     
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    If you had a pornstar for a wife she sure as hell wouldn't be _____?_____!

    Scratching and rubbing your back all night.

    She also wouldn't be waiting on you hand and foot and catering to your every whim.
     
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    the word should have been surely. I misspelled.
     
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    What? Women do that? Wow! lol

    For me, they can still do most of the baby work. But I can clean and cook for myself. I prefer it actually.
     
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    if my husband paid me several hundred per scene,
    i'd suck cock like a porn star too :smile:
     
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    I'd do it without the several hundred - although maybe not for your husband :smile: (sorry to let the side down).
     
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    What subgrrl, so you're saying you would do it free or that you do (for your husband, of course)?
     
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    I can't understand how you ladies find the time to post here when clearly you have so much other shit to deal with. :tongue:

    Your husbands allow a laptop in range of your chains? - sheesh, bunch of pussy-whipped Cucks. :rolleyes:
     
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    Both. No husband though . . .
     
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    will you marry me?
     
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    Aren't you sweet :) I do the other stuff in the pornstar list too. Don't do much that's on the wife list though - sorry.

    Damn! I think I'm letting the side down again.
     
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