if you had david beckham for a night what would you do....

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  1. anonme

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    post here what u would do if you had david beckham for a night in your bed

    talk real dirty
     
  2. anonme

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    Heres what i would do

    i would make him strip for me, and whip him hard he didn't
    then i would lick his feet for hrs, and would make him shove his feet up my arse
    then i would shove 8 pens up his arse at once and make him beg for more
    i would tie his cock up with a rope and make him suck my cock, and would fuck his juciy lips, then make him lick my arse, then i would ride his cock, and slap him, and then lick his cum, infact i would swollow it
     
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    I would tell him to leave and bring Cristiano Ronaldo back.
     
  4. anonme

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    i would fuck cristiano ronaldos brains out
     
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    I HAVE had David Beckham for a night..........................then i woke up!
     
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    I'd spank him with a leather strap until he lets me sleep.
     
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    puke on his face
     
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    make him let me drive his new Porsche with him in passenger seat not talking
     
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    kick his balls
     
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    He's not quite my cup of tea. So I guess I'd ask for soccer tips or maybe even get him to kick the ball around in the backyard for a bit.
     
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    have him sign over his power of attorney and all his assets. then fuck the shit out of him and send his broke ass home to victoria.
     
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    A friend called this specific fetish "Roman Showers". I thought that was unspeakably clever.
     
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    lmao wow - glad i already ate...
     
  14. Deno

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    I don't get it, sorry , explain please I'm not unspeakably clever
     
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    Ancient Romans would force themselves to vomit so they could continue eating.
     
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    id make sure he doesn't have a big dick, cuz if he did, ontop of everything else he has, the world just wouldn't be right LOL
     
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    My thinking exactly!
     
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    I would have Mr. Beckham invite Michael Ballack over for a three way.
     
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    I would too
     

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    I'd do his nails.....after our spa treatments....
    (Then I'd ask him if he really LIKES his wife's 'melon-breastas'....Lord! It's like she got cantalopes lashed to her rib-cage!)
    Then: I'd plow him like a 'Willing, you ain't THAT rich, FUCK ME!' man that he seems to be....ROFLMAO!

    (He's pretty, but I get Such a gay-ish vibe, I'm not sure I like it. Not the gay part, just his handling of it. I'll let you know, when I think more about 'handling it'!!!)
     
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