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Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by anonme, Jun 14, 2008.
post here what u would do if you had david beckham for a night in your bed
talk real dirty
Heres what i would do
i would make him strip for me, and whip him hard he didn't
then i would lick his feet for hrs, and would make him shove his feet up my arse
then i would shove 8 pens up his arse at once and make him beg for more
i would tie his cock up with a rope and make him suck my cock, and would fuck his juciy lips, then make him lick my arse, then i would ride his cock, and slap him, and then lick his cum, infact i would swollow it
I would tell him to leave and bring Cristiano Ronaldo back.
i would fuck cristiano ronaldos brains out
I HAVE had David Beckham for a night..........................then i woke up!
I'd spank him with a leather strap until he lets me sleep.
puke on his face
make him let me drive his new Porsche with him in passenger seat not talking
kick his balls
He's not quite my cup of tea. So I guess I'd ask for soccer tips or maybe even get him to kick the ball around in the backyard for a bit.
have him sign over his power of attorney and all his assets. then fuck the shit out of him and send his broke ass home to victoria.
A friend called this specific fetish "Roman Showers". I thought that was unspeakably clever.
lmao wow - glad i already ate...
I don't get it, sorry , explain please I'm not unspeakably clever
Ancient Romans would force themselves to vomit so they could continue eating.
id make sure he doesn't have a big dick, cuz if he did, ontop of everything else he has, the world just wouldn't be right LOL
My thinking exactly!
I would have Mr. Beckham invite Michael Ballack over for a three way.
I would too
I'd do his nails.....after our spa treatments....
(Then I'd ask him if he really LIKES his wife's 'melon-breastas'....Lord! It's like she got cantalopes lashed to her rib-cage!)
Then: I'd plow him like a 'Willing, you ain't THAT rich, FUCK ME!' man that he seems to be....ROFLMAO!
(He's pretty, but I get Such a gay-ish vibe, I'm not sure I like it. Not the gay part, just his handling of it. I'll let you know, when I think more about 'handling it'!!!)