if you had david beckham for a night what would you do....

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Heres what i would do

i would make him strip for me, and whip him hard he didn't
then i would lick his feet for hrs, and would make him shove his feet up my arse
then i would shove 8 pens up his arse at once and make him beg for more
i would tie his cock up with a rope and make him suck my cock, and would fuck his juciy lips, then make him lick my arse, then i would ride his cock, and slap him, and then lick his cum, infact i would swollow it
 
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I'd spank him with a leather strap until he lets me sleep.
 

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He's not quite my cup of tea. So I guess I'd ask for soccer tips or maybe even get him to kick the ball around in the backyard for a bit.
 

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have him sign over his power of attorney and all his assets. then fuck the shit out of him and send his broke ass home to victoria.
 

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id make sure he doesn't have a big dick, cuz if he did, ontop of everything else he has, the world just wouldn't be right LOL
 

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I'd do his nails.....after our spa treatments....
(Then I'd ask him if he really LIKES his wife's 'melon-breastas'....Lord! It's like she got cantalopes lashed to her rib-cage!)
Then: I'd plow him like a 'Willing, you ain't THAT rich, FUCK ME!' man that he seems to be....ROFLMAO!

(He's pretty, but I get Such a gay-ish vibe, I'm not sure I like it. Not the gay part, just his handling of it. I'll let you know, when I think more about 'handling it'!!!)