if you had david beckham for a night what would you do....

[B_Hung Jon]

I'd like to go out & have a beer with him, and ask him about his life.

 

[Rubenesque]

Give him a damn good talkin' to about his god awful taste in women!

 

[Deno]

not much different then todays anorexia, heh

 

[cravincock]

tie him up and suck that big uncut dick for daysss
then ride him


then repeat

 

[J.T.Jock]

kick him in the balls

 

[B_IanTheTall]

id make sure he doesn't have a big dick, cuz if he did, ontop of everything else he has, the world just wouldn't be right LOL

If he had a big one he'd have already shown everybody.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I would have Mr. Beckham invite Michael Ballack over for a three way.

I'd fuck the cum out of Beckham and send him away after he got Ballack, who I'd want to have fuck the cum out of me.

 

[Sklar]

Married men really don't interest me. I'd rather learn more aobut him from him than reading about him on the internet.

 

[browneyes_4u]

OMG....I find him very attractive! I would lick whipped cream off from head to toes. Have him fuck my face all night then have him rape my virgin booty..and trust, He will enjoy it! Gosh, I just cummed in my pants thinking about him!:tongue:

 

[Crazi-J]

Get him naked, talk him into an incredibly compromising position, and convince him to let me videotape the entire thing(for "our own private enjoyment" of course).

Then spread the word of a David Beckham sex tape all over the entertainment news media, hype it up, and finally release it on video and DVD, much like One Night In Paris. I would call it, "Bent Over Like Beckham."


Then I'd retire young.

 

[cm70874]

I would call it, "Bent Over Like Beckham."


Then I'd retire young.

Hil-fucking-larious. I love it!!!!

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

I am not sexually attracted to him but If I did have him for a night it would be more social, dinner, conversation.

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

Make him babysit my kids so I could have a break.

 

[Flavaguy85]

I'd toss him off for hours and then make him fuck me hard!

 

[HamYai]

"post here what u would do if you had david beckham for a night in your bed"


Get him all snoozy and steal his wallet while he slept.

Max out his credit cards on wine, women and song (OK, forget the song bit).

 

[PukingBristols]

I think the bigger question is what wouldn't i do?

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Things I would do with that man arent legal in 17 states.Yum f*cking yummy.

 

[mykal923]

id make him tell his wife what a cunt she is to her bitch ass face
then id fuck him as he cried

 

[cocktaste]

I'd tell him to put a bag over his head, and not to talk with his little boy voice.

Then I'd leave the house and roll on over to, Cristiano Ronaldo, and fuck the shit out of him!

 

[sandwulf]

First I'd make him stop by my nephew's soccer/football practice for autographs and tips to the kids. After all I'd instantly become the coolest uncle in the world in my nephew's eyes. He's a big fan. :smokin:

After that of course I'd have to take him home and have my boyfriend and I both strip him down and have our way with him. Several times.

Would I really have to give him back afterwards?

I never get to keep the pro athletes :disappointed: