What would I do?
Simple! Teach him to talk properly!
Give him a damn good talkin' to about his god awful taste in women!
have him sign over his power of attorney and all his assets. then fuck the shit out of him and send his broke ass home to victoria.
I'd fuck the cum out of Beckham and send him away after he got Ballack, who I'd want to have fuck the cum out of me.
Give him a damn good talkin' to about his god awful taste in women!
post here what u would do if you had david beckham for a night in your bed