If you had to, to survive, would you...

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  1. mephistopheles

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    Eat another person?

    He/she would be someone you wouldn't know, and you are in a situation of life or death and rescue is impossible for atleast a few weeks. It is just you and this person, the two of you are alone.

    Just say yes or no, and illaberate.

    Personally, I would. I'm selfish and as far as I'm concerned I'm number 1 and I deserve to survive more than anyone else. Especially the mother fucker I want to eat.
     
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    Been watching Alive lately?
     
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    Actually that was the in-flight movie last time I went on holiday :eek:
     
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    Oh Gross! :eek: Its that music you are listening too:tongue:
     
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    Reason: I dont think I would care if i was absolutely starving and there was no chance of rescue in the forseeable future. also it would have to be in the cold not like the jungle, I would eat bark before my friends. and if I were in the cold like the soccer (football) team that had a plane wreck I would do what they did skin my buddy and hang the meat so it freezes and essentially becomes jerky. but only if he died naturally andi if we were in clean condition.. cause when it comes down to it in order to survive you would do many things and human meat is the same as animal meat..only differance is 9 times out of 10 the animal you eat isnt your best friend.
     
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    Aah, Dan [D]air, my first jet flight. A Comet, happy days no inflight movies in those days.:tongue:

    However, the inflight catering had me wondering.....:eek:
     
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    What a nostalgia trip Dan (D)air - I had totally forgotten about them.
     
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    I would if they were already dead. I wouldn't kill someone to eat them.
     
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    sure, if i were desperate enough i'd eat another person. but they'd have to be battered and deep-fried for me to really enjoy it.
     
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    so i would have to kill them and then eat them?
     
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    With perhaps a little Wasabi, after all, like this thread, people can be so tasteless.:rolleyes::tongue:
     
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    This one takes a little work. If the stranger is attractive then fuck them until they start to get on your nerves or you become too hungry. Then suprise attack them, knocking them out, and break their kneecaps, ankes, elbows and wrists. Then you can remove any piece of them you so desire, and then cauterize the wounds, you have to keep them alive because once they die they will begin to rot. You can remove pieces at will and enjoy their flesh at any time, but you have to make sure you feed some them pieces of themselves so they don't die of starvation.

    Or you can just eat grass, watch the animals and eat what they eat, or hunt an animal.
     
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    MY only problem with your idea, Kotchanski...

    Leaving a carcass of rotting flesh, would only attract carnivores. I wouldn't want to eat a wolf, a lion, a hyena, a fox, or anything else that eats meat.
    What do you kill to lure plants and Mcdonalds? :)

    Btw, I wouldn't kill anyone... I'll eat grass before I eat Soilent Green :biggrin1:
     
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    Okay, this topic reminds me of the worlds grossest joke.


    Official Disclaimer!!!!!!

    The following joke is in extremely bad taste ( no pun intended ):rolleyes:
    and should be read with extreme cautiuon. Sensitive people should
    skip the following joke. This is your only warning!!!!








    Two gay men frequented a bar twice weekly for years. One day, the
    bartender notices that there is only one of them comming in for dinner.
    After a little while he asks the man where his partner was. The gay man
    chokes back a tear and says that his partner of fifteen years died of a
    heart attack. The Bartender offers his sincerest condolences, and asks what kind of arrangements were being made. The gay widower says
    " I'm going to chop him up into little pieces, and make a nice curry."
    The bartender recoils in horror saying "Why in God's name would you
    want to do that ? "
    The Gay man replies " Because I want to feel him dribble out of ass
    one last time!!!"
     
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    Ill get back to you after that when I check out IMDB.com... Idk what Alive is.
     
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