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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_mitchymo, Dec 11, 2009.
Why do you?
It cuts down on the amount of daft messages I get.
I think that some people do it because they left the site with so much public fanfare and supposed finality that they are ashamed that they just couldn't stay away.
BayB u hot! Where u at? Let hookup! I fuk u rly gud!
HEY LOOK AT MY PENIS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Do you like to sex? You really look like you like sex. How much sex do you have? You wanna have sex with me?
DAFT messages like THAT? :biggrin:
I don't, but also do not give a shit if people know what thread I am viewing, what I view in the gallery, profiles visited, when I'm private messaging, blah, blah, blah.
At least you get some
I would love some daft messages, all i get are entirely logical ones which are just plain repetitive! :smile:
"Hi sweetie, r8 my picturez plz!"
"ZOMG, it's been so long since we last spoke" (doesn't work, people..)
"Hello. firstname.lastname@example.org. Bye."
daft messages like that. :frown1:
Awwwwww, I'll send you a daft message right now to make you feel better!
This one is particulary redundant :tongue::biggrin1:
I like the ones she gets in chat: "Oh SP, you have such loverly boobs! Can I motorboat them for you?" (virtually of course) :tongue:
To make things easier
If I have any active stalkers, I hide my status so I can come online and not worry about getting the "daft messages".
Because I do. (it also helps if I want to view a profile, they don't know I've been there:smile: although the mods probably do)
What are daft messages?
Why don't you hide yours?
'hey sugar chops, do you like doing it with sheep?'= yes, I got that one, days after I said I was an Iraqi. It went in the bin with the 'flying carpet' PMs.
"HI, MY NAME IS ________________. i WAS LIKE READING YOU PROFILES AND IT MADE ME GO OFF LIKE A ROCKET"
"Wanna cam? My cam is broken but I can watch.:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:"
"send me some pics and i'll send mine to you. be sure and give me your e-mail address. bye for now"
"Have you fucked anyone in the desert when bombs was dropping?"= yes, I got that one three times, from 3 persons who ended up banned.
"I'm a virgin, will you be my first. I can't ask on the board because my daughters are sitting on the couch." signed Desprate Virgin
"I'm a virgin and 43 years old. My mom says I should ask my net friends to help me get lain. Will you be my friend?"
"Do you think I will be str8er if I let men cum in my mouth or just on my dick?"
"Can you give me an honest opinion about my size?"
"I want to have sex with a man once before I die. Are you gay?"
"I don't know if I can send messages. If you got this, let me know."
Messages from people who have a draft between their ears.
I love u!!!!
Now, now, little bouncing pandadon't be a ferocious ankle biter or I'll have to drop kick you.
If you're really good, I'll let you check my online status.:biggrin1: