If you met the cock fairy, how big would you ask?

[likitisplit]

Wow that is a lovely beast

wow...that's fuckin nice

 

[FinMe]

Wow that is a lovely beast

That was tremendous amount of meat.

 

[fournineteenfiftynine]

honestly I'd say about 7.5 or 8 thick....

 

[SilicateWielder]

I think my penis enlargement goal (in signature) is enough of an indicator, lol

 

[BigDickGoon18]

Maybe 10x6.5

 

[Montrealdude]

i would ask for a 5 inch soft and 8.5 inch hard

 

[blkcocktail]

I’d ask for every guy in the world to receive the totally opposite size than they have now.

And then add “once you truly accept your new size, then and only then, will you get the opportunity to either keep what you have or go back to your original size.”

 

[Bavarian]

I’d ask for every guy in the world to receive the totally opposite size than they have now.

What does that mean, "opposite size?" Does that mean a guy with 8 inches now has negative 8 inches, aka, a vagina? Or is there some arbitrary length that is considered the reference point, and what is that point?

And then add “once you truly accept your new size, then and only then, will you get the opportunity to either keep what you have or go back to your original size.”

This second condition is poorly worded; once someone "truly accepts their new size," taking the option to go back to their original size would be "rejecting their new size," so anyone who wants the option won't be offered it.

And another bit of poor wording in wishes; "every guy in the world" includes "those whom we cannot mention on this site."

I've been a Game Master in various RPG's for longer than I care to mention, so I've had a lot of experience in "interpreting" wishes made my characters, and poorly worded wishes leave WAY too much opportunity for things to go horribly wrong.

 

[blkcocktail]

Wow, good points- Who knew wishing was so tough...it kind of makes sense why most wishes seem to backfire. I think I better leave wishing to the experts .

 

[wayward93angel]

I already met him. It was in a dark alley behind the bar and only after showing proper appreciation did I get my wish. Wouldn't mind running into him again and see if I can have him use his magic wand on me some more

 

[likitisplit]

yea...thought about it and would start at 15 inches and my head would measure 10 inches around. then i'd grab the cock fairy and fuck her brains out, give her a big kiss between her legs and send her swirving about her way.

 

[stustu]

An old boyfriend had 6x6 soft and 7x7 rock hard.
It was a thing of beauty.
I would like to have the same.
It was so hot in tight jeans or speedos.
He was an asshole, but his dick was awesome.
He had nice nuts too.

 

[BBB2.5]

My cock fairy would make me a perfectly proportioned erect size of 6" x 8"
As for the second wish, my husband would get 6.5" x 10".... yep I'm a size queen...

 

[deleted136887]

Wow, good points- Who knew wishing was so tough...it kind of makes sense why most wishes seem to backfire. I think I better leave wishing to the experts .

True...
Maybe I should do the same.
The only person wishing it was biigger seems to me.

 

[Nexolaris]

My cock fairy would make me a perfectly proportioned erect size of 6" x 8"
As for the second wish, my husband would get 6.5" x 10".... yep I'm a size queen...

That are some extreme proportions, very short for the girths you are wishing for.

 

[willie99]

9 1/2 by 7 1/2 thick

 

[Burghf_er]

9" hard, 6-7" soft, thick and floppy. For both of us.

 

[Beanie]

1. How long and how wide would you ask your cock to be?

2. You get a chance to ask for a friend also. How much would you ask for him? (He wouldn't know it's you).

Honestly I don’t think I would change mine! Maybe a little bit longer but I love my dick! I’ve had my fare share of nervous and resistance to sex when my cock was involved which wasn’t really able to fix so I became the bottom a lot. I love my cock and if u could chose mine, I think I would just chose mine lol

 

[BBB2.5]

My cock fairy would make me a perfectly proportioned erect size of 6" x 8"
As for the second wish, my husband would get 6.5" x 10".... yep I'm a size queen...

OMG...sorry guys... Let me correct my mistake. @Nexolaris thanks for bringing this to my attention...LOL
Me: 8 x 6
Hubby 10 x 6.5

 

[d_michael]

for me.... 9"x6"
for my SO.... same, 9"x6"