Sanjay, an Indian man, arrives at JFK Airport and goes straight to the immigration authorities,. He encounters US Immigration officer Bob and asks how he might go about becoming an American citizen.
Bob: Give me 1/2 a million bucks and I'll fix it for ya.
Sanjay: Very good, very good, please to be looking in my suitcase I have the money here.
Bob: Y'all'll need an operation too.
Sanjay: Operation?
Bob: Yip! Gotta remove half your brain, son.
Sanjay: Half? Yes, yes, very good, anything to be American, OK - I do it.
So Sanjay goes off for his op and when he comes to there's Bob smiling nervously at him.
Bob: Listen son, the operation went OK apart from one small problem. The surgeon appears to have removed your entire brain by accident.
Sanjay: That's perfectly alright, old chap. Now would you be so kind as to tell me when the next flight to London is?