If you need a party and a shag - come to Wales tonight.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    A very special day for my little country.

    I am off into town - I may not be back for some time :smile:

    Ok, I may stay for fifteen - an England France sandwich - it doesn't get much better.
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Oh fuck off! :tongue:

    Glad your boys won...
     
  3. Drifterwood

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    We didn't just win - we beat them. :wink:

    Beaten by Wales.

    Fuck me - that sounds so good.
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    Indeed! :biggrin:

    Question - when did the Welsh team get so pretty - I'm sure they were that pretty last year. Or am I just getting older?
     
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    What makes you think if we use your house or flat as youse guys call it, we're gonna let you back in after porking all the pub barmaids and downing your beer?

    Trust me- Yanks can be the worst squatters if you give us half a chance.
     
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    Squatting is good :biggrin1:
     
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    Especially when the ladies are squatting onto a big cock, right MB?
     
  9. ManlyBanisters

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    I don't know - I haven't got a big cock :confused:

    Oh wait - I see what you're saying there... :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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    :laola::laola:


    We won! We won! We won! We won!!!!

    :laola::laola:

    We won the blooming Grand Slam!!!!

    :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30:

    :beerchug: Cheers! :biggrin1:

    Can you tell I'm a happy girl ? :biggrin1:
    OK.... so where's this party then.... :cool:
     
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    But Welsh still isn't curable. :tongue:
     
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    Still, at least it's not contagious. Though I once read it can be inherited.:tongue:
     
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    Congratulations to Wales , 2nd win in 4 years ?
     
  15. Drifterwood

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    I hope this hang over is.

    If I keep losing brain cells at this rate, I could be English in about ten years.
     
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    So? What were you aspiring to be? Irish? :biggrin1:
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    Sanjay, an Indian man, arrives at JFK Airport and goes straight to the immigration authorities,. He encounters US Immigration officer Bob and asks how he might go about becoming an American citizen.

    Bob: Give me 1/2 a million bucks and I'll fix it for ya.
    Sanjay: Very good, very good, please to be looking in my suitcase I have the money here.
    Bob: Y'all'll need an operation too.
    Sanjay: Operation?
    Bob: Yip! Gotta remove half your brain, son.
    Sanjay: Half? Yes, yes, very good, anything to be American, OK - I do it.

    So Sanjay goes off for his op and when he comes to there's Bob smiling nervously at him.

    Bob: Listen son, the operation went OK apart from one small problem. The surgeon appears to have removed your entire brain by accident.
    Sanjay: That's perfectly alright, old chap. Now would you be so kind as to tell me when the next flight to London is?
     
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    :eek:

    Ooh the english won't like that!!! :biggrin1:

    The welsh will love it... as soon as we get rid of the hangovers.... :redface:
    Drifterwood... any ideas!??! how ya doing?!

    Egg and bacon roll helped a bit... at first... but now I'm not so sure... :confused:
     
  19. Drifterwood

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    Your AV is giving me a boner :biggrin1:

    We all know that there is only one acceptable cure for a hangover.
     
  20. ManlyBanisters

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    You can go rub one out to the WRU crest - but I prefer your av, Peter Cook is hot! (Or rather he was when he was alive, and before the Joan Rivers Show era)
     
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