If you need a party and a shag - come to Wales tonight.

Drifterwood

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A very special day for my little country.

I am off into town - I may not be back for some time :smile:

Ok, I may stay for fifteen - an England France sandwich - it doesn't get much better.
 

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What makes you think if we use your house or flat as youse guys call it, we're gonna let you back in after porking all the pub barmaids and downing your beer?

Trust me- Yanks can be the worst squatters if you give us half a chance.
 

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We won! We won! We won! We won!!!!

:laola::laola:

We won the blooming Grand Slam!!!!

:fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30:

:beerchug: Cheers! :biggrin1:

Can you tell I'm a happy girl ? :biggrin1:
OK.... so where's this party then.... :cool:
 

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Sanjay, an Indian man, arrives at JFK Airport and goes straight to the immigration authorities,. He encounters US Immigration officer Bob and asks how he might go about becoming an American citizen.

Bob: Give me 1/2 a million bucks and I'll fix it for ya.
Sanjay: Very good, very good, please to be looking in my suitcase I have the money here.
Bob: Y'all'll need an operation too.
Sanjay: Operation?
Bob: Yip! Gotta remove half your brain, son.
Sanjay: Half? Yes, yes, very good, anything to be American, OK - I do it.

So Sanjay goes off for his op and when he comes to there's Bob smiling nervously at him.

Bob: Listen son, the operation went OK apart from one small problem. The surgeon appears to have removed your entire brain by accident.
Sanjay: That's perfectly alright, old chap. Now would you be so kind as to tell me when the next flight to London is?
 

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:eek:

Ooh the english won't like that!!! :biggrin1:

The welsh will love it... as soon as we get rid of the hangovers.... :redface:
Drifterwood... any ideas!??! how ya doing?!

Egg and bacon roll helped a bit... at first... but now I'm not so sure... :confused: