If you see Cupid......

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Andrew Dice Clay says it's the day of the pussy farts...I should upload it before the day is up.

 

[Pecker]

You may not carrot all for me
When I send cauliflowers to you
You may turnip your nose
But that's okra with me, too
'Cause if your heart should beet with mine
Forever lettuce hope
There is no reason in the world
Why the two of us cantaloupe.

 

[Chuck64]

You may not carrot all for me
When I send cauliflowers to you
You may turnip your nose
But that's okra with me, too
'Cause if your heart should beet with mine
Forever lettuce hope
There is no raisin in the world
Why the two of us cantaloupe.

Sorry. You missed one.

 

[Pecker]

Sorry. You missed one.

I'm grapeful, Chuck.

 

[nouveau]

I don't get Valentine's Day cards because my boyfriend doesn't want to be a coporate shill, and then *I* get into trouble for being upset about.
I've only been with one of my previous bf's at Valentines day; is it so wrong that I would like ONE card telling me what he feels?
/rant.
Sorry, he'd be annoyed if he knew I was telling someone I was upset about it.

Fucking Valentines Day ¬_¬

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You may not carrot all for me
When I send cauliflowers to you
You may turnip your nose
But that's okra with me, too
'Cause if your heart should beet with mine
Forever lettuce hope
There is no reason in the world
Why the two of us cantaloupe.

Orange you glad we have such a poet in Pecker?

 

[CUBE]

Oi! Less of that touchy-feely sentiment on this thread, thank you very much! :tongue: :wink:

Not even your attitude can ruin my day...at least you are consistant.

 

[Pecker]

Thank goodness for my ADT alarm! The cops just left, giggling among themselves for some reason. It'll take me all night to calm down for gosh sakes.

Somebody tried to break into my house this evening. And he was armed!

I was sitting at the puter checking out my LPSG when I heard a whizzing noise and looked up just in time to see a little red arrow fly past my left ear. I turned around quickly to see another arrow leave the bow and I lifted my keyboard up to absorb the blow. Then, eerily my attacker, a little curly-haired guy in a toga, floated toward my large picture window and I threw the keyboard at him.

Then the phone rang. It was the alarm company, bless 'em. They sent the police, who aren't as smart as the ones on TV. They couldn't find any arrows and made me tell them a bunch of times how my computer keyboard ended up through the picture window and out on the front lawn. They must have been telling each other jokes on the way here because everything seemed to make them laugh.

But it's over, thank God. I just wish I had a lover to cuddle with tonight - I'm feeling particularly lonely.

 

[D_alex8]

 

[Pecker]

I've been accused of a lot of things but heartless isn't one of them.

Up til now...

 

[davidjh7]

I've been accused of a lot of things but heartless isn't one of them.

Up til now...

And you thought you'd seen everything!!! Just goes to show you....in this case, youth and enthusiasm DID beat out old age and treachery...or should that be youth and treachery beat it?:biggrin1: