If you suck yourself, can you be straight?

[hssnoevil]

It's definately not gay but seems like it would be pretty hard to do. For me anyway.

 

[thk8plus4u]

Believe me, any guy who could... WOULD.

I'd like to start a class for those anxious to selfsuck;
gays and straights welcome.

 

[mattyacht]

I have this recurring dream that I can self suck and next thing I know, my cock is detached and I'm going to town on it. Then, when I'm done, I just simply hold it where it goes and it reattaches. BUUUUUUUUUT, sometimes the fun goes on too long, the skin starts to die and reattachment is hindered. The PANIC then jolts me out of my sleep.

I know I'm a FREAKOZOID!!!!!

 

[parkavepussy]

only if you put your fingers inside your self while sucking are you gay

This brings up a good point. Playing with your prostate brings on an orgasm like none other. I think that straight guys are really missing out on a lot there. You're gay if your sexually attracted to the same sex, straight if you're attracted to the opposite sex. If straight guys can get over the fear that doing anything with your asshole is gay they could really experience a whole new sexual revolution.

 

[Principessa]

If you suck yourself, can you be straight?
Of course you are straight! What a stupid question.:tongue:

If I finger my pussy, then lick the sweet nectar, from my fingers I am not a lesbian. Same thing goes for self-sucking.

 

[goldbearMark]

Dude, selfsucking is what made me a homo in the first place. I was all about women before I blew myself. Just once! That's all it took.

Seriously. Once I felt my balls on my nose I knew there was no going back.

I agree - FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

I must be naif but I don't really get the point. Why should doing something with your own body determine your homosexuality?

 

[deleted299888]

Anything involving one pleasuring their own body, I consider masturbation.

But then, that's just me.

 

[At.your.cervix]

I can suck myself, but I'm still curved, not straight.

 

[BonesJackson]

Wow.

Normally having a dick in a males mouth is usually signs of homosexuality. But you're own? I wouldn't consider you gay until you started going to other guys and doing it. If anything I'd just think you were weird and hope that you got it out of your mouth before you nutted...

 

[lucky8]

well you're definately a cocksucker, that's for sure

 

[Rubber_JonnyN]

I think it goes a little bit like this. Of course there are many other activities which I can't be bothered to list. These are the main 3.

Wank yourself = Straight
Wank same sex = Gay
Be wanked by same sex = Bi-, either that or desperate*

Suck yourself = Straight
Suck same sex = Gay
Be sucked by same sex = Bi-, either that or desperate*

Fuck yourself = Straight
Fuck same sex (you on top) = Bi-, either that or desperate*
Be fucked by same sex (you on bottom) = Gay


Key:
Bi- = Bisexual or Bicurious
* = as seen on Bait Bus

 

[marleyisalegend]

I must be naif but I don't really get the point. Why should doing something with your own body determine your homosexuality?

Because people want their normalcy to be reaffirmed. Nobody asks, "can I cook a lot without being called a chef?"

 

[Texasjon]

wow! what a post.

Solo is just that SOLO. Now if a guy is licking your balls at the same time that would be different.

Hopefully, it would be an invitation!

 

[gwr1349]

I've never met a man that did not like a BJ. Even if you have to give yourself one.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Has anyone ever seen the skit on Saturday Night Live where Will Ferrell is in a yoga class sucking himself? It's priceless. Was trying to find it but couldn't

 

[goodwood]

well i see that every possible answer has been proffered.
suck yourself if you can. and no. that does not make you gay.
if you can't - do more pilates and yoga.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

if you can't - do more pilates and yoga.

Or, go get someone else to do the sucking for you .....

 

[nashboy]

i dont see the problem AT ALL...if i could suck myself...i would never leave the house...lol. safe sex! doesnt make u gay or bi its just a hotter way to jerk off....

 

[AlteredEgo]

If you can suck yourself,why haven't you come to my house, so I can watch?
cigarbabe:saevil:

When he calls to say he's on his way, invite me!