If you were a girl, how big would your breasts be?

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and vice versa for the ladies. I waz contemplating this the other day: lets say that if yousuddenly transformed intoa woman your penis size would determine how big your boobs would be or how big a womans breasts were would determine how big her dick would be if she was to turn intoa guy. Im not really sure where idfall since im not sure what one cinsiders average breast size and ive only been attracted to the biggest. But id hope theyd be super big! Like would say 7inches = a d cup? What are the extreme ends of each spectrum and how would they corellate?
 

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Like we have a choice! :biggrin1:

I'm a woman and only a B cup (although I am not slim), but if I had my way I'd be slim again but with 36DDD's!

And if I was a man I'd want to be around 10x7.
 

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If I were a girl I would be 5'6 34ddd and a size 2 or 3 with long straight hair and and ass to die for.

Oh.... I would also have an oral fixation and a cervix that loves to be knocked on.

Yea and while we are at it, I would have 3/4" nipples that love to be sucked - and I would multi orgasmic and enjoy dp once in a while.
 

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hah well this isnt exactly what i was wondering...in my mind it was more of like a breat/penis conversion. like think the size of your unit determined the size of your breasts. just a twist on the "how big would you want to be if you were a girl" idea...
 

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I don't know exactly how big, but the straight guys here would go mad and send me dirty messages for sure. :rolleyes:
 

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Very interesting question and one I've seriously never contemplated before. Yeah, the nasty side of me wants to have 38DD's and I wouldn't go outside for a week. But my wife is 36F and she curses them quite often. She's already has one episode at Victoria's Secret because they don't stock anything in that size. It's sometimes difficult for her to dress down for subtle occasions because they're just too difficult to hide. She'd love to be a C cup and we're seriously considering medical options.

That being said, I think I'll just stay a guy and worry about proper placement. At least I can wear dark slacks and no one's the wiser.
 

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What a bizzar question.... "IF" you were a woman, it's likely that you would be thinking about dick thickness - not tit size!

With that said; Symmetry and proportion are FAR MORE important that simple size.... I would love to be a perfect “B” opposed to a sagging and sloppy DD with nasty nipples.
 

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If you were THAT woman, I'd be all over you.

I've always been attracted to large-breasted women. Becuse of that, I've heard many,many women complain about "lugging around" big boobs, constant back aches, and limited clothing options.

I"m happy being a guy but if I were a woman AND I got to choose my boob size, I'd shoot for being a D cup. ANd, I'm guessing that I'd show them off all the time.

If I were a girl I would be 5'6 34ddd and a size 2 or 3 with long straight hair and and ass to die for.

Oh.... I would also have an oral fixation and a cervix that loves to be knocked on.

Yea and while we are at it, I would have 3/4" nipples that love to be sucked - and I would multi orgasmic and enjoy dp once in a while.
 

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i had a gf in highschool with perfectly-shaped C cup breasts..i guess i'd want to have hers. but i like smaller tits too, like perky, cute B cups. so either one of those. oh and a really nice round ass.
 

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Two words:

>spurt< >spurt<

Oh wait, that was my dick talking....

Aria giovanni

that girl is just perfect... Tits maybe a little too big, but since they are natural, I give her a pass. those hips with her proportions... YUM!!!
 

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Well dammit, I'm the small side of average in the boobage department, so I'd end up with a woeful little thing. Given the choice? Ten fat swinging inches, thick enough to lay across a thigh. I'd do some damage with that ;)
 

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I have no idea. I don't know how to translate two measurements into one (length + girth into cup size). But since I'm average or slightly more than average in length depending on which study/research you use, and since I'm well above average in girth (yay :biggrin1:), I suppose I would have overall larger than average tits based purely on that.

In terms of genetics though, I'd have massive tits. Almost every female on my mother's side of the family has a huge rack (those that don't are still sizeable). They're some noticeable size difference based on when they're fit compared to when they're overweight, but either way they're still huge. (Also, since I'm into health and fitness, I'd be one hot little piece of ass too :biggrin1:, since when they're in decent shape, the women in my family are well curved and toned).

So no matter which way you slice it, I'd be packing a nice rack. Sorry to bring up an old thread, but I'm going through this section page by page and this is something I've thought about more than once in the past.
 

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if i got this right..... i wouldn't be the biggest boy on this site but i would qualify for membership. :cool:

larger than average breasts. so umm 7 inch cock. not sure how to figure girth. i think i have nice boobs so i would have to insist on a good looking cock. pink nipples = dusky colored glans? :confused:

*jumps up and down* i would have close hugging balls with no hair :tongue::mad::biggrin1:

suck thing is i am tall with broad shoulders so my boobs look as impressive all the time. that makes me a grower not a shower? :redface:

ML

i would have a very fuckable bubble butt. and i wanna be a gay guy.
 

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Interesting question. For me a 34B is all I need. To correlate that to a dick is sort of silly. I would imagine a girl with a long clitoral shaft to correlate with a long dick. Cameltoe External labia to correlate with a mans big balls. I have seen a clit over an inch erect with the foreskin pulled back, an awesome sight. I promise to get out the Nikon the next time this opportunity exists. The gal is quite homely but this gadget of hers is something for the Smithsonian
 

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If I was a man and my cock was proportionate to my breast size right now, I'd be a Women's Issue *sarcasm*

If D=7", then I'd probably be 6" and on the thicker side. It would also stand at attention and be very firm - as long as perky tits can translate into no erectile disfunction :p