If you were a guy for a day.

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what kind of guy would you want to be? physically?

I started a thread in Women's Issues quite awhile back called Muscle Envy. It touched on how I wish I was physically capable the same way a man is. I'd wanna be hulk mode and just fuck shit up. I'd swing a sledge hammer and destroy shit, ya know?

Hell, I would even like to see what it's like to be hairy everywhere and give Zero fucks about it.
 

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I started a thread in Women's Issues quite awhile back called Muscle Envy. It touched on how I wish I was physically capable the same way a man is. I'd wanna be hulk mode and just fuck shit up. I'd swing a sledge hammer and destroy shit, ya know?

Hell, I would even like to see what it's like to be hairy everywhere and give Zero fucks about it.
I have that same feeling. I wanna be all beast mode like guys like CT Fletcher... but I'd rather have a body of a K-pop star for girls are like FUCK YEAH.


: D you can still have your dream. Get yourself some Rogaine. Have a nice bubble bath with it and go out flaunting and give no fucks :3
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Hmmm, what kind of guy? OK, I haven't quite brought the fantasy that far. I'm just wondering what big feet look like, and will I still have a thing for shoes. That might be interesting to see if I could be satisfied with a single pair of trainers.

I'd like muscles. Not a lot, but I'd like to at least be in shape. And short hair. With stubble. And a deeeeeeep voice! Oh, I'd love to see how a deep voice feels. With my luck I'd still have my high pitched twang. Ugh.

Yeah, that prostate thing, I never even thought of that! Maybe I would be gay after all.
 

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Personally, I'd like to be a man long enough to get a promotion. To have the "big boys" club actually listen to me and give me credit for my work instead of taking it for themselves. (Just spent three days at a conference where that club was more obvious than usual. Hearing my words come out of their mouths just pisses me off!)
 
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Naahh. Not after I get laid.
idk I think my head would still hurt after walking into shit :3

idk how tall you are IRL. if you aren't short.. you are going to have the joy of overcoming the awkwardness of being so tall when you are in the bedroom :p
hmmm do you think you'll be good at working your new found dick? Getting those good angles lol.
 

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i wanna be Dean Winchester! kill some evil sons'a'bitches. wrench on the Metallicar. clean my guns. flirt with various womangs.

or... Chris Evans for a day. the first couple of hours would be spent on boner knowledge advancement.

stage two would be getting fitted for a suit. *maybe i'd Gregg Dulli it for the suit*

third stage would be blatant man whoring.

at some point i'd want to get in a good workout. weights and heavy bag.
 
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idk I think my head would still hurt after walking into shit :3

idk how tall you are IRL. if you aren't short.. you are going to have the joy of overcoming the awkwardness of being so tall when you are in the bedroom :p
hmmm do you think you'll be good at working your new found dick? Getting those good angles lol.
Oh. That kind of headache. Yeah, probably. I'm tall, but just y'all for a woman.

I'm pretty good with a strap-on, I'm told, and u don't even have nerve endings to give me feedback from that. I think I d be great.
 

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Personally, I'd like to be a man long enough to get a promotion. To have the "big boys" club actually listen to me and give me credit for my work instead of taking it for themselves. (Just spent three days at a conference where that club was more obvious than usual. Hearing my words come out of their mouths just pisses me off!)
*huggle*
 
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Personally, I'd like to be a man long enough to get a promotion. To have the "big boys" club actually listen to me and give me credit for my work instead of taking it for themselves. (Just spent three days at a conference where that club was more obvious than usual. Hearing my words come out of their mouths just pisses me off!)
*kicks random work stealing dude-bros*