If you were to have one, what would you do with one??

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Gisella said:
Not me...maybe a tiny little finger one i would try if he let me...but very little finger size one ...my motto right now is dont do to others what u do not want done in you...oh yes!

:087:Dont be afraid..i will not hurt u with my tiny strapon babe!

:tongue: :biggrin1:
:18: @ Gisella, i enjoy reading your posts, your a gag.


Am i the onlyone noticing that women would masturbate more than guys do if they had a penis.
 

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CokecanBen9 said:
:18: @ Gisella, i enjoy reading your posts, your a gag.


Am i the onlyone noticing that women would masturbate more than guys do if they had a penis.

:biggrin1: thanks!

But....:rolleyes:

:cool: Hold it hold it!!!

Ben...lets play, lets play...

U show yours and i show mine !!! :151:
 
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Doc said:
Hey ladies, I just realized that alot of us over here men and women alike enjoy large dicks. As men, we know exactly why we like owning them or wish to own them, and you women enjoy them too in your own special way. But what if one day you ladies woke up to find you had one. Two questions then arise? What kind of penis would you like to own. And what would be the first thing you do with it? This is assuming that all of this was temporary. Maybe like a cold or something. And I'll leave it up to you to decide if you would like your current endowments as a female to still exist or not.

As my husband would attest to, I am not ashamed of my body. If I had a penis, I would be one masturbating motherfu$#@*!

I think guys are lucky because they have a sensitivity that we women don't understand and can't get. Don't get me wrong we are sensitive, but not like you men...

:)
 

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CokecanBen9 said:
I guess i didnt push any of your hot buttons:biggrin1:

:tongue:

Th situation CokecanBen was the u give me the moon and i was thinking about docking....miscomunication that all...

Dont forget that u are dealing with Gisello here...:wink:
 

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husbands_hung_well said:
As my husband would attest to, I am not ashamed of my body. If I had a penis, I would be one masturbating motherfu$#@*!

I think guys are lucky because they have a sensitivity that we women don't understand and can't get. Don't get me wrong we are sensitive, but not like you men...

:)

Well, HHW , I think women are very sensitive. We feel it on a rod, you feel it inside, in a tube, but it comes to the same good feeling, I believe.

Perhaps I am wrong, but I think part of the way women walk, their sexy hip sway, and the way you girls dance, and all your movements in general, come from that desire to feel your "tube" inside, and every movement enhances that sensation.
Men do not have to do that, because all the package and sensitive areas are packed outside and in front.
I think of the vagina as a cock reversed inside into the body. A vagina pulled out, like a sock would be the penis, in very uncomplicated terms.

We complement each other, I know that is obvious,we both have a very special way of enjoying our sexual responses. Neither is better than the other, we are specialized, we both are indispensable.
 

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Honey_Grrrl83 said:
I would masturbate nonstop for awhile:wank: 'Nuff said:biggrin1:

Wrong answer Honey Grrrrrlll
Soon you would realize what all men know, it is a waste of time, it is an activity used for " crisis control", when there is no sexy girl around to eat, to stick it in, to get it sucked......
not as fun as you think it is , off course, with a man's brain. Having a penis, with a female brain......what are we creating???:eek:
 

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pichulon said:
Wrong answer Honey Grrrrrlll
Soon you would realize what all men know, it is a waste of time, it is an activity used for " crisis control", when there is no sexy girl around to eat, to stick it in, to get it sucked......
not as fun as you think it is , off course, with a man's brain. Having a oenis, with a female brain......what are we creating???:eek:

Than the masturbation is just a protest and to pass time until things get better ?

Yeh..it kind of sucks...:rolleyes:
 

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I agree with prevous posts I would want to be a man all the way for sure but only maybe a week max. Long enough to have some fun. I would prob want a 7x6 bigger than average but not huge. So I could hopefully get as much action as posssible. I would LOVE it start out the day with an amazing rock hard cock let my imagination take over cum to the fullest and then go on with my day with a great start. I would also like to know wht the thrusting motion feels like to go in as deep as I could and watch a womans response.I would LOVE to be able to pee standing up I have always been jealous of that!! And write my name in the snow too. LOL :tongue: Great post!!
 

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Gisella said:
:tongue:

Th situation CokecanBen was the u give me the moon and i was thinking about docking....miscomunication that all...

Dont forget that u are dealing with Gisello here...:wink:

:cool:
Imma have to be extra smooth when i quote u from now on:wink:

Please tell me that thats u in your avatar?:fingersx:
 

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I don't know about you pichulon, but I still enjoy the good ol snake rub. With a GF and all, I'm still going strong. In fact I just adore when she jumps in.

Some of us men accept the behaviour, and some of us I believe, still think we are going to get hair palms????

Hmmmmm... I wonder which one you are?
 

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THe Snake Rub?

That sounds like some toxic potion from a 19th century medicine show! LOL!
I do get your reference however. So you like, that do you?





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I don't know about you pichulon, but I still enjoy the good ol snake rub. With a GF and all, I'm still going strong. In fact I just adore when she jumps in.

Some of us men accept the behaviour, and some of us I believe, still think we are going to get hair palms????

Hmmmmm... I wonder which one you are?
 

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Doc said:
I don't know about you pichulon, but I still enjoy the good ol snake rub. With a GF and all, I'm still going strong. In fact I just adore when she jumps in.

Some of us men accept the behaviour, and some of us I believe, still think we are going to get hair palms????

Hmmmmm... I wonder which one you are?

Doc.
Do not get me wrong, I never said that "choking Godzzilla" was not pleasureable.
I have done it even while having a GF, like you said, but it is usually due to pressure, sometimes I feel so horny, that, even if having a GF , perhaps she is not ready for sex ( like she is already on her way to leave for work), she is away from home,you know that urge to cum, it is like my neanderthal ancestry comes through and shows in an erection worthy of a caveman....

But I would never say I prefer chocking Godzilla to a woman.
It is usually because of schedule conflict, I would rather eat her pussy, and build it up more and more, and , share my excitement with her.

And, when single, and, home alone , much to my sorrow ( no woman ) , I have to go at it myself. It is , in my part, mainly a pressure control valve.

While it is nice to walk around with an erection , sometimes it starts to play tricks on my mind, not allowing me to concentrate.
I have "rubbed the snake" (as you say it) at work sometimes, courtesy of the gorgeous girls that show up looking more and more sexy as days go by.........
Girls, have mercy on us mortal men, I had to go to the mens' room, damage control, to avoid having spots of lust on my pants......
 

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"Spots of Lust" ?


LOL! I am going to have to add some of these to my lexicon....









pichulon said:
Doc.
Do not get me wrong, I never said that "choking Godzzilla" was not pleasureable.
I have done it even while having a GF, like you said, but it is usually due to pressure, sometimes I feel so horny, that, evwen if having a GF , pwerhaps she is not ready for sex ( like she is already on her way to leave for work), she is away from home,you know that urge to cum, it is like my neanderthal ancestry comes through and shows in an erection worthy of a caveman....

But I would never say I prefer chocking Godzilla to a woman.
It is usually because of schedule conflict, I would rather eat her pussy, and build it up more and more, and , share my excitement with her.

And, when single, and, home alone , much to my sorrow ( no woman ) , I have to go at it myself. It is , in my part, mainly a pressure control valve.

While it is nice to walk around with an erection , sometimes it starts to play tricks on your mind, not allowing me to concentrate.
I have "rubbed the snake" (as you say it) at work sometimes, courtesy of the gorgeous girls that show up looking more and more sexy as days go by.........
Girls, have mercy on us mortal men, I had to go to the mens' room, damage control, to avoid having spots of lust on my pants......
 

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Yes I get spots of lust too. LOL. I'm really enjoying this vocab game. But I get your drift pichulon, I was just beeing a bit cheeky. Lets see how many other metaphors I can get in here. Oh for your information ladies, the reason we have so many metaphors, is cause we love doing it soooooo much.

Of course the most famous first.

Choking the Chicken (nice sounding)
Wanking the Weasel
Spaning the Monkey

Some less common

Beat the Dog
Baste the Turkey
Pound the Pelican
Chop the Lamb (?????)
Strap the Snake (I think mine was more original)
Feed the Ducks (this must be National Geographic)
Shear the Sheep (you can't be serious)

And now for some new ones:

Slice the Salami
Maim the Crane
......

Shall we see who comes up with the most interesting????