If You were to "Switch Hit", With Whom ...

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  1. HotBulge

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    [Enjoy :smile: Hopefully everyone can participate in this inclusive thread]

    Question: Many people have listed their sexual orientation on the board. Often it appears in the form x % straight/ (1 - x) % gay. If the percentages were reversed, and you were allowed to live a 6 hour fantasy as your alter ego, with whom would you consider "doing it"?.

    So,

    becomes
    [1] a gay man ------> a heterosexual male
    [2] a lesbian ------> a heterosexual woman
    [3] a straight man ------> a gay male
    [4] a straight woman -----> a lesbian


    Please list one celebrity with whom you would have the fantasy and one person in your local environment with whom you would having a fantasy encounter.

    ** Do not list any minors or underage individuals. Do not list any personal names of close associates. Do NOT list any incestuous ties **

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    An Example From Will & Grace

    Jack McFarland to Madonna: You know ... I find myself vaguely attracted to you as a gay man.
     
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    Okay. Okay. The request to not list incestuous ties was to protect one's close relatives on a public forum.

    In the case of your cousin, though, is it because you would feel most comfortable around him in a fantasy situation?? (no judgments attached).
     
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    I would be Shadoe Stevens, TV/Radio Personality. I would love to have his nice deep resonant voice, his blond hair, blue eyes, and be fucking his African-American wife. I hear that he's pretty well hung and thick. Wowie. I think that it would be cool to be a white, well-endowed heterosexual guy married to a hot black woman.
     
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    Very creative :smile:
     
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    I was just joking around.
     
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    someone that looks like Shelby's profile pic would do for me!
    :biggrin1:
     
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    I would also like to be Henry Rollins, ex-Black Flag bandmember now spoken word poet and satirist. I'd really would love to be the kind of buffed out motherfucker with all those crazy ass tattoos. Someone who is intellectual and really not afraid to tell homophobes to go fuck themselves. He doesn't even care about people thinking he's gay. He is not though. I think that if he were gay, he'd really be out there assfucking homophobes as we speak. Man, I really would like to be Henry Rollins. I'd break in the house of Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I'd pull down my black shorts and shoot a big juicy load across her face and hair while she slept. Then I'd rewrite Brokeback Mountain like Henry Rollins would write it. Hehehehe.
     
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    Angelina Jolie. But Brad can watch if he wants.
     
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    Angelina and your hot redheaded self. Dayumm!!
     
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    Sounds like you'd prefer being in Brad's position, Shel.:wink: I'll talk to Angie and see what we can do.
     
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    If I had to then probably...
    Eva Longoria.

    She's one of the few women I would seriously consider doing.
     
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    Watch? My ass.
     
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    For only Six Hours.
    Number 3 here. Donovan McNabb would be my first choice. Kiefer Sutherland would be my second choice. Mark Walhberg would be my third choice.
     
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    Ditto... or any of the NVidia fairies / butterflies - without the costumes of course.
     
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    I'm gonna go with Jessica Alba.
     
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    Of course. What the hell was I thinking?
     
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