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As you ask, you'd have to make the ratio: x % / (100 - x) %, since the number before the % always is larger than one. Well, so far for the geeky groove of my brain.

To answer your question: It'd either be Sharon Stone or Rene Russo.
 

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I want my 6 hours to be as a gay man, and I'd fuck Brad Pitt in the booty. Ahem.

Okay, as a woman I'd go for Angelina. Not sure who'd wear the strap on, but she's pretty to look at and not as wimpy as most women.
 

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madame_zora said:
I want my 6 hours to be as a gay man, and I'd fuck Brad Pitt in the booty. Ahem.

Okay, as a woman I'd go for Angelina. Not sure who'd wear the strap on, but she's pretty to look at and not as wimpy as most women.

Oh I think you might have a struggle for dominance with Miss Jolie. She takes no prisoners.
 

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as a gay man I'd take a time out with Teri Hatcher (been a big fan since "Lois & Clark" - then more for Dean Cain) ... though she's a bit older than me I figure if she's currently dating Ryan Seacrest (as rumored) she can't be all that picky anyway so she might not notice I'm gay ... :wink:
 

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Ok, I've been working on this list for about 30 years, and would love to be bisexual since women hit on me ALL the time...so here goes:

My Top Three Women
by Mattness
  1. Jodie Foster (she's the most perfect woman to me, and the relationship would work well for both of us since she's not into guys!)
  2. Annie Lennox (I have been in love with her talent and androgyny for 25 years)
  3. Angelina Jolie (I saw her bend over in a movie and her tits made my weewee jump...shocking for a gay man!)
I guess with a premeditated list like this, I should change my STRAIGHT percentage in my profile to at LEAST 1%! :biggrin1:
 

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TexAssgirl said:
So easy! Hands down, Angelina Jolie. Have you ever seen Gia? Hel-LO!

I must say she doesn't at all appeal to me. Those lips are freaky, I think; the rest of her face is very fine lined and sleek, and then there are these very prominent, pouty lips. Well, not my cup of tea, if I was a lesbian. She also looks pretty smug when she does any appearance except PR things, so, it all boils down to the fact that I can't stand that woman.
 

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Perhaps I misread the question, but I took it to mean who would you do if you switched places. Meaning, what woman would I bang if I suddenly became a straight male. Everyone answered differently, so I'll cover all the bases.

WHAT STRAIGHT MALE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE (assuming they are str8)...

Jake Gyllenhall, Brian Bloom or Kevin Richardson. I love ice blue eyes and black hair.

WHAT WOMAN WOULD I LIKE IF I SUDDENLY TURNED STRAIGHT

Cindy Crawford
 

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if i was a gay guy i would like to fuck Mike Vogel, i have to admit he is a good looking guy.

And if i was a lesbian, i would like to fuck Elisha Curtberth. Man! this blond chick is damn hot. will i got a chance as a st8 guy?
 

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id ass/skull f**k dick cheney, donny rumsfeld and all of senate and congress...and umm...bush senior and barbara(rush limbaugh in drag). i'd do my best to dump a big load in their mouths afterward.

*dubya is an innocent child, i wouldnt do him any harm.:cool:
 

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rhino_horn said:
id ass/skull f**k dick cheney, donny rumsfeld and all of senate and congress...and umm...bush senior and barbara(rush limbaugh in drag). i'd do my best to dump a big load in their mouths afterward.

*dubya is an innocent child, i wouldnt do him any harm.:cool:



LOL !!!! Bush really needs a schonlg in his ass!!! hhahahahha!