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If you woke up, suddenly 15 inches long

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Moez???, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. Moez???

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    Saw this question somewhere else, and I found it interesting.

    If you woke up one morning, and your penis was suddenly 15 inches long while erect, and 10 inches around. Soft, it was 12 inches, by 7 inches.

    What would your reaction be? how do you think people around you would react? How would you change your pants to hide, or show off, your new member?

    Also, lets pretend that there is nothing medically wrong with it. it works normally and is healthy. Ignore this detail of "Oh no I'm sick." lol
     
  2. unabear09

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    I'd play with it for awhile...and then get disgusted b/c I couldn't get my hand around it, and I would realize it serves no function sexually, as there is no woman or man who could take any part of it in their body
     
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    I'd be like HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THIS PENIS COME FROM?! :eek22:
     
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    i'd go to school naked for the day
     
  5. B_dxjnorto

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    I'd roll it up on a stick so I could pack it in my underwear.
     
  6. Symphonic

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    Reduction. Surgery.
     
  7. B_dxjnorto

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    No. Such. Thing.
     
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    I'd make lots of money from TV shows since that's the only sense of such an elephant dick. Ok, maybe fucking dinosaurs... what a pity they died out.
     
  9. No_Strings

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    Commit suicide within 24 hours.
     
  10. D_Frederick Fuzzynuts

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    id wank may times and then .... fuck someone
     
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    I'd be sent to jail for murdering them from fucking too hard. I'd agree to a reduction surgery (if there's such thing as lengthening and thickening, they certainly can do the opposite) and they'd let me go free, me realizing how much I REALLY do love me reasonable 7"cut avg girth GO ME HAHAHA
     
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    I'd sell it on Ebay to a size queen.
     
  13. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Simple, I would look strange at it, lay down and start sleeping again because I know that would be a dream/nightmare :p
     
  14. someotherguy

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    Rent myself out as a flagpole or as a limbo pole. Generally any type of job in the "pole" field.
     
  15. marleyisalegend

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    I would cry because having a 15 inch penis would make it terribly difficult to get laid. No gay man in his right mind would allow a 15 inch penis up his poop shoot.
     
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    If i were single id go on a night out with it visible down the leg, as a taken man..... gotta be the surgery, for its took me 4 and half yrs for my gf to get used to it and im not going through that "slow down, dont rush it, that hurts" dung again.
     
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    I'd contact Howard Stern.
     
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    I'd hang myself with it.
     
  19. D_Selmus_Swallow

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    Winner winner chicken dinner and give the man a prize folks, because that is the correct answer.
     
  20. D_Brecock Evileye

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    I would hit people who pissed me off with it.lol:spank:
     
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