If you woke up, suddenly 15 inches long

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

I would probably never get out of bed again...cause I would always be blowing myself!

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

I would probably never get out of bed again...cause I would always be blowing myself!

awww don't I get a turn?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

awww don't I get a turn?

its big enough we could share it! I assumed you would be in the bed with me!

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

its big enough we could share it! I assumed you would be in the bed with me!

Very good assumption :biggrin1:

 

[D_Phoolon Dahill]

Id get a bunch of girls together and whip it out...and see who was willing to try it! LOL
At least get a multiple hand job from say 5 of them at once lol

Or i'd call a porn producer, and do some sort of biggest cock in the universe ever movie!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

The only place you could bury that would be in the behind of someone into deep fisting. That would just be gross. Altho, you could challenge all the members of congress to a size contest.

 

[Texasjon]

I would probably never get out of bed again...cause I would always be blowing myself!

Hella Yeah!!! Stop the presses. That would be the real reason for Free Delivery

 

[bigboy1986]

seeing as im aiming for near this size ill tell ya when i got it xD

 

[Flyingwood]

I'd be very happy and ready to share with the world. :wink:

 

[Pitbull]

Kind of a variation on the King Midas story.

I'd try to make the best of it.

 

[D_Wedderelet Wonderwang]

first thing i'd do is suck myself off until i blew in my mouth. the tought of swallowing cum is disgusting to me but if i was that big i'd owe it to myself. i would then immediately find out how to get into the porn industry because with a cock that size, no porno producer would turn me away. otherwise i would try to have a normal life.

 

[D_Keziah Binbanger]

I would wake up and see it was only a bad dream

 

[B_spotted_duck]

first thing i'd do is suck myself off until i blew in my mouth. the tought of swallowing cum is disgusting to me but if i was that big i'd owe it to myself.

LOL...

 

[Argonaut 1975]

I'd be very grateful that I was only dreaming.

 

[sexplease]

I'd slap it and give it a name.

 

[Moez???]

Should've added my own reaction.

I am an oddity I guess. There are only a few of us that would be happy. Yeah, sex would be toned down a bit, but I guess having probably the biggest penis in the world would be worth it. So i would be happy, and wear clothes that showed it off as much as possible, to see people's reactions.

 

[Crece]

I'd change careers instantly

 

[B_bi_mmf]

I would say that God went a little overboard in answering my prayers.

 

[MuscledHorse]

I'd quit my job and go into porn full time.

 

[Sklar]

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!


I'd rent myself out to this guy:

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and this guy:

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And ESPCIALLY this guy!

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I'd be fucking rich!

Have fun,


Sklar