If you woke up, suddenly 15 inches long

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I think I would call my doctor and ask if anything could be done. I mean hell, I'm big enough as it is, a hard on thats an inch over 1/5 of my height is hella over kill.
 

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Well- actually- any guy who is into fisting can tell you that they can take a pretty massive forearm and fist entirely up their ass.


So if you had a 15 inch dick... you would have no shortage of gay guys eager to try that thing out....
 

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I'd have a lot of porn pics made, have verification pics made, make a ton of money, and then go see the magic Genie to reduce it down to a more useable size. Ooooo then I could sue the porn peeps for using my image with a photoshopped penis.
 

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I'd first...(passes out from lack of blood flow to the brain)...then I would...(sorry I passed out again)...and finally top that off with a walk in the park.

^^^I thought this was the funniest answer.
Until I read this...
I'd start a thread here, bragging about it's size (sorry, no pics - camera broke).

Then I'd wish it were even bigger.