I'd play with it for awhile...and then get disgusted b/c I couldn't get my hand around it, and I would realize it serves no function sexually, as there is no woman or man who could take any part of it in their body
I'd first...(passes out from lack of blood flow to the brain)...then I would...(sorry I passed out again)...and finally top that off with a walk in the park.
I'd start a thread here, bragging about it's size (sorry, no pics - camera broke).
Then I'd wish it were even bigger.