If you woke up with a vagina...

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  1. TomCat84

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    ...and you could have one for 24 hours....what would you do with it? Discuss.

    Me? I would find as many Marines/Sailors as I could and ride every one of them
     
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    I'd shave my beard and chest hairs first..
     
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    Why cant you do that now haha?
     
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    Shoot myself
     
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    Haha. Always, the practical one.
     
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    He did put a time limit on the switch of apparatus. No need to be dramatic...

    Though lock the doors, stock plenty of chocolate and be ready to weep at any moment without prior notice.
     
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    Touche, sir
     
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    If I could "double up", I'd say I'd fuck myself...
     
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    I like Nicholas Gage's answer to a similar question. When asked in an interview what would he do if he woke up a woman he replied "masturbate".
     
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    Screw experimentation. I'd freak the fuck out.
     
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    Wow. Having a vagina doesn't make you do all of that. Rude
     
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    I'd do what any self-respecting straight guy would do, and spend the day frigging myself off in front of the mirror. Obviously.
     
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    I love my cock too much to give it up so if I didn't know there was a time frame I'd freak. If I did know I'd probably stay home all day and see what all the hub bub is about
     
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    Take plenty of pictures. Insert everything I could get my hands on into that thing. Complain as loudly as I can that men can't find the g-spot. Have fun with the wifey. Call Dr. Phil and leave praise feedback. Turn on the lifetime channel and eat an entire box of chocolate cookies while complaining how I'm fat. Then insert everything else I could get my hands on into my new friend.

    Not necessarily in that order.

    Seriously, I'd probably spend the whole day in bed with my wife.
     
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    I wouldn't either have the time to take a gun to shoot myself, the shock would be so big I would die in a moment
     
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    Touch it, scratch it, go shopping, find a 20 something and fuck the rest of the day, and night and see his face when time is up and he wakes up with a cock in his hand, and he realizes that its not his.
     
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    you are very well endowed judging by your pic... I think the Universe is unfair sometimes... you should have been born female and you cock should have been attached to man who would really like it...
     
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    It certainly be interesting to 'compare/contrast' orgasms. Which sex has the better one?
     
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    Hmm... that's something I've often wondered.
     
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    I'd probably over do it in the first five mins and spend the next 23.55hours hurting.
     
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