If you woke up with a vagina...

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Take plenty of pictures. Insert everything I could get my hands on into that thing. Complain as loudly as I can that men can't find the g-spot. Have fun with the wifey. Call Dr. Phil and leave praise feedback. Turn on the lifetime channel and eat an entire box of chocolate cookies while complaining how I'm fat. Then insert everything else I could get my hands on into my new friend.

Not necessarily in that order.

Seriously, I'd probably spend the whole day in bed with my wife.

LOL! ALmost spit out water onto my keyboard
 

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you are very well endowed judging by your pic... I think the Universe is unfair sometimes... you should have been born female and you cock should have been attached to man who would really like it...

It's really only 7" (even a millimeter or so below), but it's very fat. But thank you for the compliment :smile:
 

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After freaking out the FIRST thing I would do is get right in the kitchen, where I belong.

After that I'd put my cell on vibrate and inside it would go. Then I would call myself... just to test the waters. Then I'd put basically everything in there I could. Pens, spoons, TV remotes... After this I'd have sex with a guy of every race, and make them a sandwich afterwards.

Then I'd concentrate on how to get my penis back so I could play Xbox, drive cars, and other such things.
 

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Men...you are so missing the point! It's not just the vagina! If you're talking sex, the vagina is only part of it. Getting aroused is like being set on fire - it's the kissing, it's the lips, it's the way the nipples get sucked sending electric tingles down to the clit, it's feeling the swelling of the pussy and feeling the juices start to flow; the urge to move and writhe and open up......and that's before you start riding the Marines and inserting random things! lol

(Btw - maybe it's just me, but if without arousal? Not much is getting inserted...)
 
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With my luck it would probably be that time of month. So I got to figure out how the hell do women remove the pad when it's stuck to your vagina by that tape I wouldn't want to have a tampoon in me when I change back.

Tape is involved???
 

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:pat: Oh dear.....the tape goes on the panty side......
 

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Let's see I'd watch Kate Hudson movies, go window shopping for wedding dresses (cause all women are just dying to get married), eat a gallon of chocolate ice cream, spend 4 hours on the phone bitching to my friends, max out my credit cards, and sit down and cry for no reason.
 

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Let's see I'd watch Kate Hudson movies, go window shopping for wedding dresses (cause all women are just dying to get married), eat a gallon of chocolate ice cream, spend 4 hours on the phone bitching to my friends, max out my credit cards, and sit down and cry for no reason.

Should I take notes? :confused: