If your penis was an animal....

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  1. D_Coyne Toss

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    Mine would be an eagle.:smile:
     
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    Mine would be a duckbill platypus.
     
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    mine would be a donny h. rumsfeld, hard and stubborn.
     
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    Hippo (as one of my sons then aged 4 told me)
     
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    An anaconda 4 me...
     
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    Mine would be an Ostrich - hiding its head in a hole.
     
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    A beagle...maybe like Snoopy....strong rabbit hunter, fucks with brainless abandon....
     
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    What do you mean if it was an animal?
     
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    Donny Osmond
     
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    A panda! No reason, just for shits and giggles. :biggrin1:
     
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    Maybe a Kangaroo... It does like to bounce around ALOT:rolleyes:
     
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    Elephant nose. Well, part of an animal.
     
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    Guess mine would be a dog, because it responds to petting, feeding and giving back.
     
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    Mine would be a humuhumunukunukuapuaa (the state fish of Hawaii)...
     
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    Mine would be a horse.... been ridden all its life!:wink:
     
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    Yes a horse for me too .
     
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    Gee. Tattoo humuhumunukunukuapuaa on your penis in 1/2" letters and you'll have to be over 10" long.

    Unless you cheat and hyphenate it on two lines.
     
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    May have to hyphenate that one, but I'll see what I can do. I won't be having to buy a vowel, though...
     
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    I would say a donkey because once he's up he's very stubborn and sometimes I have to beat him to make him go away.
     
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