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For some strange reason, when I read the header If your vagina committed a crime. . ., this story from last year popped into my head: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432
If your vagina committed a crime...
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My outer labia are pretty full. If I don't hold them open, you can't actually see my vagina. Charge: carrying a concealed weapon.
Well, we all know what would happen to a paper vagina if it became wet. The answer is a paper penis.....
Geeeze....I wish I had the time these people had
Not sure if it's a circumcised one....didn't see any scissors used.
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LOL, I am not a policeman, just an ordinary man; and I have spent a large portion of my life in search of the same thing.
Only time you may see a smoking vagina is when there is a bush fire...... Ow.
Ow.Yes...in our house, I've been the victim of "assault with a friendly weapon" thousands of times.
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/CSI Miami intro
"It looks like we have a case that is... tight lipped"
/glasses go on and Won't Get Fooled Again starts
"It looks like we have a case that is... tight lipped"
/glasses go on and Won't Get Fooled Again starts
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Quite the entertaining thread.
I feel like I could pick my pussy out of a line-up... for sure.
I feel like I could pick my pussy out of a line-up... for sure.
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Because I've relegated myself to horribly distasteful replies in this thread: I could definitely finger my pussy in a lineup. *giggle-groan*
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I'm so tempted to paint a self portrait of my vulva/vagina/clit. And the childbirth scars that current dude is mistaking for a clit. It taint.
well if anyone needs me I'll be walking down this dark alley. Alone.. at night.. away from people.
I'm fairly sure I could pick mine out of a line-up. It wouldn't be quite as easy it once was, as I removed the jewelry from my vertical clitoral hood piercing, but you can faintly see where it was. Plus I do not shave, wax, etc, which seems to be in the minority. Distinctive inner labia too.
i think i'd struggle more with trying to describe it but if someone drew it, i'd probably know it was mine, maybe... i am fairly familiar with it, though i don't tend to spend lots of time looking at it, just playing with it.
They say prevention of crime is education...So how do you prevent a vagina from committing a crime? Vagina whispering I hear is a valuable asset in the cure.
More education in Vagina whispering could be the answer.
< Volunteer educator in Vagina whispering.
More education in Vagina whispering could be the answer.
< Volunteer educator in Vagina whispering.
does the piercing add any kind of fun or is it pretty much completely aesthetic?
._. if I had the education/know how to be able to illegally obtain a billion dollars and get away with it... I'd totally do it :3. Education is simply opportunity and power to me.
A Billion dollar vagina? Monica had access to the most powerful penis in the world, going by the statistics at the time..... I wonder if she asked for world peace while she had it in her mouth?
talk about opportunities missed
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It offers a different kind of stimulation, yes. I just didn't care enough about it to keep it anymore.
