If you're going to masturbate on a plane ride...

[Ethyl]

make sure you put a sock on it. Or better yet, don't move next to a female passenger and jizz onto her hair.

Woman sues American Airlines for not protecting her from masturbating passenger.

 

[deleted213967]

make sure you put a sock on it. Or better yet, don't move next to a female passenger and jizz onto her hair.

Woman sues American Airlines for not protecting her from masturbating passenger.

Yeah! Stick it to them!

Funny. I've been on that same flight number...

 

[Quite Irate]

That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.

 

[deleted213967]

That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.

The article mentions he (the masturbator) was arrested. I assume he was named in the lawsuit in addition to AA, which apparently did not help when she sought the intervention of crew members.

I am not surprised. Even when I am upgraded to First Class, it can be hard to get the attention of flight attendants for a glass of water.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

That's what you get for being seated in the jerking section instead of the non-jerking section.

 

[dong20]

Would that make them full members of the mile high club, or merely associate members?

The airline had a duty of care, they should bear some responsibility but the ultimate blame lies (literally) in the hands of the man.

 

[playainda336]

That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.

You sue the person (or company) with the money.

Sucks, but...very common legal practice.

 

[B_Demention]

Yeah, that sucked. They only just released me. Squeamish bitch.

 

[invisibleman]

I think that I remember reading a Henry Rollins story about jerking off and leaving the come in a woman's hair while the lady slept.

 

[2265]

How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Lmfao

 

[HazelGod]

How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??

All the lights are out and most of the plane is asleep on these redeye flights.

I'm curious to know how big a pricetag one puts on a surprise blast of nature's hair gel...?

 

[dreamer20]

If you're going to masturbate on a plane ride...
make sure you move next to a female passenger and jizz onto her hair.

We will be landing in 20 minutes. Please fasten your seat belts and return your cock to an upright position.hone:


:chairfall:

 

[Ethyl]

Yeah, that sucked. They only just released me. Squeamish bitch.

Hehehe. :biggrin1:

I'm curious to know how big a pricetag one puts on a surprise blast of nature's hair gel...?

My stuff is not cheap but it's not two hundred grand.:tongue:

 

[Mushroom Maniac]

Seriously, have any of you ever masturbated on a commercial airplane except for in the privacy of the washroom? Were you caught?

 

[B_Demention]

Actually Merc (I've been doing way too much thinking about this), I would go so far as to say that if you know the female in question is going to freak out and land you in trouble, you should absolutely go for the hair. Preemptive strike, if you will.

 

[Ethyl]

Actually Merc (I've been doing way too much thinking about this), I would go so far as to say that if you know the female in question is going to freak out and land you in trouble, you should absolutely go for the hair. Preemptive strike, if you will.

Uh huh. Stop thinking. :tongue:

Seriously, I don't know that i'd have sued the airline but I would have stood up and shouted "Who the hell shot their wad in my hair?". The embarrassment alone would've sent him crawling back to his seat. Kinda rude, ya know?

 

[Lex]

I am sure I would never waste a load in a woman's hair on a red-eye flight (if I shot that far or that much)-I mean, C'mon!! I can think of a 100 seedier places to blast off!

 

[2265]

All the lights are out and most of the plane is asleep on these redeye flights.

Of course, I guess I didn't read it too closely. I've only flown about a dozen times, and it's always been in the morning or mid-afternoon."

 

[SpeedoGuy]

This case brings back memories of very long and boring Greyhound bus ride I took back when I was in my early teens.....:biggrin1: