If you're going to masturbate on a plane ride...

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That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.
 
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That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.

The article mentions he (the masturbator) was arrested. I assume he was named in the lawsuit in addition to AA, which apparently did not help when she sought the intervention of crew members.

I am not surprised. Even when I am upgraded to First Class, it can be hard to get the attention of flight attendants for a glass of water.
 

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Would that make them full members of the mile high club, or merely associate members?

The airline had a duty of care, they should bear some responsibility but the ultimate blame lies (literally) in the hands of the man.
 

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That is truly bizarre. She should be suing the mastubator, not the airline. Interesting to see how a judge interprets airline masturbation etiquette.
You sue the person (or company) with the money.

Sucks, but...very common legal practice.
 
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How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??
 

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How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??

All the lights are out and most of the plane is asleep on these redeye flights.

I'm curious to know how big a pricetag one puts on a surprise blast of nature's hair gel...?
 

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Yeah, that sucked. They only just released me. Squeamish bitch.
Hehehe. :biggrin1:


I'm curious to know how big a pricetag one puts on a surprise blast of nature's hair gel...?
My stuff is not cheap but it's not two hundred grand.:tongue:
 

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Actually Merc (I've been doing way too much thinking about this), I would go so far as to say that if you know the female in question is going to freak out and land you in trouble, you should absolutely go for the hair. Preemptive strike, if you will.
 

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Actually Merc (I've been doing way too much thinking about this), I would go so far as to say that if you know the female in question is going to freak out and land you in trouble, you should absolutely go for the hair. Preemptive strike, if you will.

Uh huh. Stop thinking. :tongue:

Seriously, I don't know that i'd have sued the airline but I would have stood up and shouted "Who the hell shot their wad in my hair?". The embarrassment alone would've sent him crawling back to his seat. Kinda rude, ya know?
 
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All the lights are out and most of the plane is asleep on these redeye flights.

Of course, I guess I didn't read it too closely. I've only flown about a dozen times, and it's always been in the morning or mid-afternoon."