If you're going to masturbate on a plane ride...

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How does someone whipping it out in the middle of a crowded airplane not catch the attention of someone before he is able to cum in the poor woman's hair??

He suffered from wittle pee pee syndrome.

I think it's absurd that enough time went by unnoticed by a flight attendant for him to get a nut. I say hell yea!!! Sue the airline and the pervert. 200 thousand isn't enough though.

THAT'S REVOLTING!!!!

If I would have seen that, I would have punched him in the face and dared him to cry about it.
 

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You know how there are no smoking signs on the overhead on planes? Do you reckon that they will have to come up with no masturbating signs now as well!?
 

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You know how there are no smoking signs on the overhead on planes? Do you reckon that they will have to come up with no masturbating signs now as well!?

Hey y'all, peeps: No Smokin', No Strokin'.
(Ah notice how, now that Her Manz Gone, Bliss is thinkin' 'bout masterbashun a lot. Phunny, ain't it? Goan be phine, dat grrrrl.)
 

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Just when you thought it was safe to sleep on the flight to LA...:684:

They attack!!:eek: ------->:bukkake2:

Snakes on A Plane II




Cumming to a theater near you.:rofl:
 

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You know how there are no smoking signs on the overhead on planes? Do you reckon that they will have to come up with no masturbating signs now as well!?

Yup, throw in a little wank emoticon with an "X" through it and place
it right up there next to the cig. That would be cool. :smile:
 

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y'know... I can't but be struck by the dichotomy...

I mean, for a woman wake up on the plane to some guy jerking all over her? Gaaaa...just the creepiest thing ever...


But if I woke up on a plane to a woman masturbating all over me?

Coolest flight of my life!
 
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y'know... I can't but be struck by the dichotomy...

I mean, for a woman wake up on the plane to some guy jerking all over her? Gaaaa...just the creepiest thing ever...


But if I woke up on a plane to a woman masturbating all over me?

Coolest flight of my life!

What if the woman looks like Janet Reno?
 

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Hey y'all, peeps: No Smokin', No Strokin'.

That's absolutely Hilarious.. I'm going to have to talk to my Flight Attendant friends, they always have stories. I'm sure this wasn't the 1st time this Rude Act ever happend. That poor lady, LOL.. She wants a jury trial? This is Hilarious. Wait till Weekend Update on SNL gets ahold of this.