Igor Biscan

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by redkoba, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. redkoba

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    No, it's a skinny, weird looking appendage. Although, if I were running an playing, it would be a hidden away like a turtle.
     
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    It's gotta be difficult to keep such a long appendage cooped up during such athletic activity, redkoba. It would have been fun watching him catch it and tuck it back in, right?
     
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    NelsonMuntz84: He's rubbish anyway :evilgrin:
     
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    clownboots19: He may in fact be "rubbish" but he still has a long penis. Most men would desire a penis that long, especially considering he has probably been playing soccer and running around during that photo for nearly an hour. Most guys ding dong would be an inch or two at that point.
     
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    Just another post proving your astute observations, clownboots19. I get lots of pleasure and often a 'charge' reading your posts, buddy. I'm in your corner :wow:
     
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    It looks like the officials are going to have to spend less time worrying about Igor's slide tackles and more about his sudden turns.

    The whiplash from that thing slapping another player would cut the opponent in two.
     
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    Just wondering, that isnt real is it, its too skinny and long to be real its fke isnt it if not i wanna see more
     
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    Its long and terribly skinny because it's mostly foreskin. His penis has indeed shrunk to maybe 3 inches as would many due to the rigours of running for an hour. Probably a has above well above average size and girth under normal conditions.
     
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    It looks rather fake.
     
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    I can assure you it's a real pic, as is this one:

    http://www.sportbox.tv/photos/imagepopup.p...date=2005-03-20
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    [/b][/quote]Gosh, until seeing these pictures, redkoba, I've never known what I've been missing not watching soccor. Thanks for your posts.
     
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    I agree, maybe the movement or the angle on the first one made it look bigger, it looks, in anything, average, or perhaps small average in that pic.
     
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    Dude, you try getting hard during an athletic competition -- those athletes are too mentally focused, and their heart and muscles are demanding too much oxygen. I'd say the chances of him being erect in that photo are minuscule.
     
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    I think he is erect in that picture. If so, he is about my size, which is not huge.
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    No hes not erect, looks like an avg penis, maybe even small
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out why any professional soccer player would play without a jockstrap.
     
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    Lots of the European soccer players go regimental. But if you REALLY want to see a show....watch Rugby. WooHoo. Short, tight shorts......and they don't seem to be big believers in jock straps either. :p
     
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