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We've all been there. You have to stop and think if she falls into the category of what we in SoCal call a "PT" and an attention whore, a woman who enjoys teasing a guy up to an erection just for the enjoyment of watching him writhe in torment. If not she may be thinking "hey, there is a cute (female translation for hot) guy who looks like he packs a wallop down below. I want to know him better." The only way to find out it to have the courage to take the brief outside- the- locker- room encounter to the next level.

P.S. Women love confidence in a guy. Remember not to trip over your dick when you walk with her and stammering with beads of sweat running down your face are generally not conducive to furthering a female relationship.

Good luck. :toast:
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock@Oct 16 2005, 06:52 PM
saw her fucking head off and feed her corpse to the crows
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This does seem to be your stock 'one answer fits all' solution to every problem

It's effective but what do you do with the bodies afterwards?
 

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Originally posted by Dorset+Oct 17 2005, 10:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dorset &#064; Oct 17 2005, 10:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@Oct 16 2005, 06:52 PM
saw her fucking head off and feed her corpse to the crows
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This does seem to be your stock &#39;one answer fits all&#39; solution to every problem

It&#39;s effective but what do you do with the bodies afterwards?
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Why, you cut up the bodies and feed them to alligators of course.
 

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Originally posted by sobeluver+Oct 17 2005, 05:30 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sobeluver &#064; Oct 17 2005, 05:30 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hippyscum@Oct 16 2005, 12:32 PM
She&#39;s a cock-tease who gets a kick out of seeing that you&#39;re attracted to her; tell her to fuck off next time.
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ok im not gonna tell her to "fuck off" because i do like her :loveya:
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Well, do you really want to spend your time in high school having girls lead you around by your dick? She hasn&#39;t showed any indication in wanting to go out with you whatsoever, only an interest in torturing you as you try not to get turned on by her teasing.

Of course that&#39;s just my opinion, but I don&#39;t see the point in chasing her. You could always go ahead with what you want and subject yourself to the torture that is being 15 and asking a girl out :nuke:
 

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Originally posted by hippyscum@Oct 17 2005, 10:48 AM

Why, you cut up the bodies and feed them to alligators of course.
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And then cut up the alligators and feed them to humans. A vicious cycle.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 17 2005, 11:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 17 2005, 11:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hippyscum@Oct 17 2005, 10:48 AM

Why, you cut up the bodies and feed them to alligators of course.
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And then cut up the alligators and feed them to humans. A vicious cycle.
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And then turn the humans into shoes and purses.
 

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Originally posted by dlcs+Oct 17 2005, 08:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dlcs &#064; Oct 17 2005, 08:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 17 2005, 11:34 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-hippyscum
@Oct 17 2005, 10:48 AM

Why, you cut up the bodies and feed them to alligators of course.
[post=352527]Quoted post[/post]​


And then cut up the alligators and feed them to humans. A vicious cycle.
[post=352605]Quoted post[/post]​

And then turn the humans into shoes and purses.
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I love your new human-skins.

:puke:
 

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Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 17 2005, 05:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 17 2005, 05:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 17 2005, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 17 2005, 11:34 AM
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@Oct 17 2005, 10:48 AM

Why, you cut up the bodies and feed them to alligators of course.
[post=352527]Quoted post[/post]​


And then cut up the alligators and feed them to humans. A vicious cycle.
[post=352605]Quoted post[/post]​


And then turn the humans into shoes and purses.
[post=352654]Quoted post[/post]​

I love your new human-skins.

:puke:
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You mean you won&#39;t accept the lovely wallet I spent hours slaving over for you?
Ungrateful twonk *sobs*
 

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Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 18 2005, 03:25 AM

You mean you won&#39;t accept the lovely wallet I spent hours slaving over for you?
Ungrateful twonk *sobs*
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Okay fine, just give it to me.

Gawd.
 

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Well, you could start by puttin this under the right section. this should bei n the Relationships section. I dunno Now, for yer problem... Tell her how ya feel dude. Let her know much she turns you on. Ask her out.
 

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Originally posted by Caseyjones@Oct 18 2005, 08:36 PM
not aligators you go to a friend who owns pigs, cut the bodies up and throw them to starving piggies and the body just up and disapears forever, now doesn&#39;t it?
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Well, whaddya know&#33; It worked like a charm. Thanks, caseyjones&#33;
 

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Originally posted by Dorset+Oct 17 2005, 10:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dorset &#064; Oct 17 2005, 10:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Dr Rock@Oct 16 2005, 06:52 PM
saw her fucking head off and feed her corpse to the crows
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This does seem to be your stock &#39;one answer fits all&#39; solution to every problem
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you got a better one?

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@Oct 19 2005, 03:36 AM
not aligators you go to a friend who owns pigs, cut the bodies up and throw them to starving piggies and the body just up and disapears forever, now doesn&#39;t it?
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negative. a pig&#39;s digestive processes are fairly rapid; stuff like hair, bone fragments and especially teeth (a big giveaway because of dental records) will go straight through a pig pretty much unscathed (the same may not always be said of the pig&#39;s intestinal wall, too). overall a pretty bad idea.
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock+Oct 21 2005, 06:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Oct 21 2005, 06:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Caseyjones@Oct 19 2005, 03:36 AM
not aligators you go to a friend who owns pigs, cut the bodies up and throw them to starving piggies and the body just up and disapears forever, now doesn&#39;t it?
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negative. a pig&#39;s digestive processes are fairly rapid; stuff like hair, bone fragments and especially teeth (a big giveaway because of dental records) will go straight through a pig pretty much unscathed (the same may not always be said of the pig&#39;s intestinal wall, too). overall a pretty bad idea.
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Hm, Matthew&#39;s gonna be in trouble then...
 

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Originally posted by hippyscum+Oct 21 2005, 01:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hippyscum &#064; Oct 21 2005, 01:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@Oct 21 2005, 06:54 PM
[negative. a pig&#39;s digestive processes are fairly rapid; stuff like hair, bone fragments and especially teeth (a big giveaway because of dental records) will go straight through a pig pretty much unscathed (the same may not always be said of the pig&#39;s intestinal wall, too). overall a pretty bad idea.
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Hm, Matthew&#39;s gonna be in trouble then...
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Crap. Can anyone recommend a good lawyer?
 

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Sweetheart, obviously she was pegged by some of the original posting here. What she is doing is totally inappropriate and yes, you should (you have the right) to call her out on it. If she is interested, then she will accept your invitation to go out. If not, then you know.

Sometimes girls (especially younger women) are nortorious for being a "cock tease." It is a stage we go through. I am not saying that I condone it, but hell, I went through the stage. It took a guy calling me out on it and telling me how he felt to learn that what I was doing was wrong.

Good luck hun...

Oh, and Knight, I love you baby, but no, no, no... don&#39;t ever take your cock out and rub it against her out, unless she makes that move... Trust me on this one... Just trust me...............

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