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Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 21 2005, 10:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 21 2005, 10:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hippyscum@Oct 21 2005, 01:22 PM
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[negative.  a pig&#39;s digestive processes are fairly rapid; stuff like hair, bone fragments and especially teeth (a big giveaway because of dental records) will go straight through a pig pretty much unscathed (the same may not always be said of the pig&#39;s intestinal wall, too).  overall a pretty bad idea.
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Hm, Matthew&#39;s gonna be in trouble then...
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Crap. Can anyone recommend a good lawyer?
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I&#39;m pretty sure GoneA can.

That reminds me of a joke:

What&#39;s the link between sperm and lawyers?

One in fifty million of them has a chance of becoming a human being.
 

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Originally posted by hippyscum@Oct 22 2005, 07:17 AM
That reminds me of a joke:

What&#39;s the link between sperm and lawyers?

One in fifty million of them has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.
 

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Originally posted by hippyscum+Oct 22 2005, 02:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hippyscum &#064; Oct 22 2005, 02:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Matthew@Oct 21 2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by hippyscum@Oct 21 2005, 01:22 PM
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@Oct 21 2005, 06:54 PM
[negative. a pig&#39;s digestive processes are fairly rapid; stuff like hair, bone fragments and especially teeth (a big giveaway because of dental records) will go straight through a pig pretty much unscathed (the same may not always be said of the pig&#39;s intestinal wall, too). overall a pretty bad idea.
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Hm, Matthew&#39;s gonna be in trouble then...
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Crap. Can anyone recommend a good lawyer?
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I&#39;m pretty sure GoneA can.

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hehehe.....yes, actually I can.

My lawyers still gettin&#39; me off scott free.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 22 2005, 05:18 PM
My lawyers still gettin&#39; me off scott free.
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Not surprised your lawyer doubles as a prostitute, but I can&#39;t believe he doesn&#39;t charge you extra&#33;
 

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Originally posted by sobeluver@Oct 26 2005, 10:58 PM
hey guys :hi: i did i asked her out then we went bak to her place and she started unbutonig my shirt then she pulled down my pants and went down on me :loveya: we did it 3 time is was great it was the best sex i ever had ( well i only had sex 18 times in my whole life ) thank guys :evilgrin:
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The question is, how does she treat you now that she&#39;s had you?
 

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Originally posted by sobeluver@Oct 16 2005, 12:58 AM
... (I have to wear boxers so my sperm count doesn&#39;t decrease) ...
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Um, you have to worry about sperm count??? gym class, earth science... Um...