I'll fuck anything

[Yknarfy]

How many of you guys are like me? I'll fuck anything with a hole in it - furniture, a gap in a door opening, car exhausts, toilet seat lids, a knot in a branch, the vacuum cleaner - even a woman or a man!
Am I weird?

Franky

 

[Nickstevens]

Man, I hope you don't have any pets in your house.

 

[jdoe86]

Have you tried talking to a psychiatrist? Humans are one thing, but the need to insert yourself into anything with a "hole" sounds like an obsession (that could lead to physical damage to your penis)

 

[rundry]

I just really enjoyed the replies, but really "the car exhaust"...WoW

 

[B_BoysAreToys]

OMG lol

 

[D_Alec_Baldtwins]

Lol, I can certainly remember a time in my teens and 20's when I felt that way, even if I didn't act quite that way. Looking back on it, it's incredible how horny I felt, what a distraction it was, and how much time I spent getting laid. Back then, I had to cum at least 3 times a day, just to keep from climbing the walls.

 

[TomCat84]

Toilet seat lid? :bigeyes:

 

[Countryguy63]

Toilet seat lid? :bigeyes:

Can't figure that one out myself (not that many of the others aren'y questionable either )

 

[alx]

Thats very weird, I would personally see a psychiatrist.

Having an urge to insert your penis into everything and anything cannot be healthy mentally nor physically.

{I dont mean to be harsh}

 

[scottredleter]

I kind of feel this way about trailer hitches, but in reverse...

 

[JDankens]

Damn that sounds painful. Get a fleshlight if you're that desperate and save yourself penis injury.

 

[boerkie]

grin @scottredleter!!

 

[boerkie]

not really all that weird. depending on our hormones, men tend to experiment the shit outta everything. the couch hump between the pillows was the best, as it was such a danger thing. i recall masturbating with a bigneck beer bottle in 3rd grade. remember, in africa we had to improvise, no sextoys were available!! so yea, every possible hole was a harbor in a teenagers stormy hormone driven storms!!

 

[D_Barachiah Bigpickle]

I understand the need to get off, but.... Damn! You're gonna hurt yourself trying some of that shit! lol

 

[Enid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NitmzzZX8

 

[Florida Boy]

I kind of feel this way about trailer hitches, but in reverse...

I like that reply.

 

[dustin7]

Toilet seat lid? :bigeyes:

He meant his penis, NOT his head. LOL

 

[Countryguy63]

He meant his penis, NOT his head. LOL

but still, what can you do with a toilet seat??

 

[accemb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NitmzzZX8

Enid: enough said ! LOL !

 

[Anaconda71]

Have you tried talking to a psychiatrist? Humans are one thing, but the need to insert yourself into anything with a "hole" sounds like an obsession (that could lead to physical damage to your penis)

Hmm, not always good to try a psychiatrist...
...If they're not willing, they can get you put you up on rape charges...