I'll fuck anything

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Yknarfy, May 19, 2010.

  1. Yknarfy

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    How many of you guys are like me? I'll fuck anything with a hole in it - furniture, a gap in a door opening, car exhausts, toilet seat lids, a knot in a branch, the vacuum cleaner - even a woman or a man!
    Am I weird?

    Franky
     
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    Man, I hope you don't have any pets in your house.
     
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    Have you tried talking to a psychiatrist? Humans are one thing, but the need to insert yourself into anything with a "hole" sounds like an obsession (that could lead to physical damage to your penis)
     
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    I just really enjoyed the replies, but really "the car exhaust"...WoW
     
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    Lol, I can certainly remember a time in my teens and 20's when I felt that way, even if I didn't act quite that way. Looking back on it, it's incredible how horny I felt, what a distraction it was, and how much time I spent getting laid. Back then, I had to cum at least 3 times a day, just to keep from climbing the walls.
     
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    Toilet seat lid? :bigeyes:
     
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    Can't figure that one out myself :confused: (not that many of the others aren'y questionable either :cool:)
     
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    Thats very weird, I would personally see a psychiatrist.

    Having an urge to insert your penis into everything and anything cannot be healthy mentally nor physically.

    {I dont mean to be harsh}
     
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    I kind of feel this way about trailer hitches, but in reverse...
     
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    Damn that sounds painful. Get a fleshlight if you're that desperate and save yourself penis injury.
     
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    grin @scottredleter!!
     
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    not really all that weird. depending on our hormones, men tend to experiment the shit outta everything. the couch hump between the pillows was the best, as it was such a danger thing. i recall masturbating with a bigneck beer bottle in 3rd grade. remember, in africa we had to improvise, no sextoys were available!! so yea, every possible hole was a harbor in a teenagers stormy hormone driven storms!!
     
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    I understand the need to get off, but.... Damn! You're gonna hurt yourself trying some of that shit! lol
     
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    I like that reply.
     
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    He meant his penis, NOT his head. LOL
     
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    but still, what can you do with a toilet seat??
     
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    Hmm, not always good to try a psychiatrist...
    ...If they're not willing, they can get you put you up on rape charges...
     
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