I'll fuck anything

[Countryguy63]

Hmm, not always good to try a psychiatrist...
...If they're not willing, they can get you put you up on rape charges...

:fing02: :haha:

 

[SpeedoMike]

lost my house key and had to fuck the door to unlock it. :joke:

 

[sbat]

not really all that weird. depending on our hormones, men tend to experiment the shit outta everything. the couch hump between the pillows was the best, as it was such a danger thing. i recall masturbating with a bigneck beer bottle in 3rd grade. remember, in africa we had to improvise, no sextoys were available!! so yea, every possible hole was a harbor in a teenagers stormy hormone driven storms!!

Masturbating in the 3rd grade? What? Where you held back a year or 4?

 

[maxcok]

I kind of feel this way about trailer hitches, but in reverse...

Do you wanna tow my boat?

 

[SR_Les Intercourse]

sounds painful, answer to your question is no i dont feel that way lol

 

[jdoe86]

I'm wondering, have you tried fucking a warm apple pie? I heard it feels like the real thing :jester:

 

[kc2007]

You were weird just based on your pics before you posted this. Not that that's a bad thing.