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I'll rate and critique your dick - gay perspective
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Haha, people are knowing what I'll say before I say it. However. Taking you in as a whole, and being objective as possible, I do think you have an amazing look. If I were in a public shower, I'd sure be stealing glances. But on to my critique...
5.5. Appears to be a semi and not fully hard, yet I'd still like to see the head exposed. But from what I can see of the head, the color matching the shaft is very nice. My guesstimated size when hard is nothing to be ashamed of, not too big not too small. Of course, not a fan of that many pubes. And I rarely say this, but on you it works. I'm picturing them cleaned up and it just wouldn't look right. Handsome cock and body.
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@caas.oliveira if it helps you’re a 10 from me haha.
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5.0. With the quarter comparison, girth appears above average. Length however, I can't tell with the remote comparison. I have remotes that are 4" long and others that are around 10". This one looks in the middle, so I'd say average length (which there's nothing wrong with!). Head and shaft appear smooth and blemish free, and balls are rather hefty.
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You know what...7.0. The pic you used here was a bit small for me to really see in detail so I referenced your verification pic from your profile. I'll combine the 2 since one is soft. Nice size hard and also soft, and one of best flaccid cocks I've seen! Perfectly proportioned to the rest of you. A few veins showing which give it character, but not too many that it's a turnoff. Pubes are trimmed close all over, although just a touch more on top would be great. But very nice!
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@caas.oliveira
Oh, now you both (@01lander) have me feeling bad about my rather low rating for him. I did say he has an amazing body, and I do mean it. He really looks incredible! But he knows how I rate my guys, and I thought that was wicked cute that he said so!
I'm really not taking this personally, but wanted to respond just to clarify.
As I said earlier, my rating number isn't a direct reflection on him. It's more a reflection on me and how much I personally am attracted to what I see point blank, no studying, no looking deeply. My critique may say otherwise about the subject. I appreciate everyone who sends me pics to review and I can see good physical traits in all people and will discuss them. I also see negative traits (to me!) that I will discuss as well.
Would I kick @caas.oliveira out of bed? No way! Would I invite him in? Probably not though. That's where the crux lies...I think he understands though. I hope so anyway!
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Don't feel bad about your ratings. I completely understand what you said. Great thread!
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7.0 That thing looks like a pounder that sees no lack of action! Perfect size, nice little bend to it for extra pleasure lol. I like them looking smooth or looking dry, just not greasy. Yours looks dry, nice! Pubes all cleaned up. Lube it up, slide it in, hope I can be in your 10%.
Thanks for the rating! My length is about 7.5"
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