I'll take my personal bailout now please. I'll take it in large denominations. 1.5 million shoud suffice for this month. Oh, and I'll need a government supplied vehicle, since the cash for clunkers destroyed all of the parts to repair my old car. Oh, and I need to know where to take my telephone and utilities bill, mortgage bill, and student loan bills so they can be paid too. Work? Sorry, no can do. I was forced to sign a non-compete clause that prohibits me from getting another job in the same field for a period of 2 years. So, I'll need unemployment for 2 years minimum. Don't forget my free health care with frequent visits to the E.R. for the sniffles, and remember to give me the good pain medicine. Oh, and don't forget my free handicap sticker so I can park in the fire lane at Wal-Mart.... sideways.