I'm 23 bitches!!!

[marleyisalegend]

23 things I've learned this past year.

1. I can't trust single friends with your man.

2. I can't trust partnered men with my man.

3. I'm not always right.

4. Be humble, you don't wanna argue about something then be put in ur place by somebody who has a PhD in the topic.

5. Drama Queens are GREAT trolls.

6. I used to be a troll (not intentionally though)

7. I live in a bad neighborhood.

8. Don't drink lots of liquor on an empty stomach.

9. Some people only want to be agreed with, even especially at the expense of logic.

10. Some people LOVE dwelling on negative things, and I love arguing with them about how negative they are. I gotta stop that.

11. Dogs twitch in their sleep.

12. Smoking pot is a solo activity. LOTS of pot smokers are stupid burnouts and will bring down your high with their stupidity.

13. I'm terribly jealous of people who are more aware than me.

14. I REALLY regret dropping out of high-school.

15. People LOVE making you feel like you're stupid and they have a monopoly on intelligence and reality.

16. Think first, speak second.

17. The US, by design, often keeps the poor poor and the rich rich.

18. Most of what I learned in high-school was half-truths or flat out lies.

19. I REALLY like to learn.

20. I'm really good at pretending like I'm not a hopeless romantic.

21. That "life is short" bullshit is just that, bullshit. Life is long and tedious.

22. People are obssessed with having the most expensive car, house, and cell phone.

23. I'm not as fucked up as I thought I was, but I'm not as smart as I thought I was either.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

21. That "life is short" bullshit is just that, bullshit. Life is long and tedious.

Easy to believe at 23, marls.:dance:

 

[Phil Ayesho]

yeah...
Trust us, Marley... life really IS short.

The next 23 three will go by so fast you won't believe it...

Savor the slowness of youth.... it doesn't last.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Savor the slowness of youth.... it doesn't last.

Phil, there's something I wanna savor, but u have to unzip first.:biggrin1:

And don't forget, to the dramatic generation x, every day seems to last 100 hours, we don't realize how fast it goes by for a few more years.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

we don't realize how fast it goes by for a few more years.

Sorry, marls, but ...

d'oh.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Sorry, marls, but ...

d'oh.

Well when you're 23, visiting weddings and funerals with equal frequency, choosing betwen cigarettes, the light bill, the phone, rent, or food, and trying to figure out where to what subjest to study that'll cost tens of thousands of dollars, and trying to get laid, it seems to sorta drag on.

The past 23 went too fast, but in the overdramatic eyes of youth, the significance often flies overhead, all I know is that I'm not where I want to be, and I don't have any of the things I want.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

21. That "life is short" bullshit is just that, bullshit. Life is long and tedious.

The past 23 went too fast(

D'oh.:dance:

 

[B_FruitFly]

Good wisdom over the years!

I've learned one main thing over the years:

Don't judge Anyone, because your wrong!.. and everyone one else is doing exactly that!

Im 25 BTW, so listen to yer elders yungin'!

 

[prince_will]

i'm still a youngin at 20, so i guess you have more wisdome than me.

delightful thread and advice though...and i had to laugh at number 4 because my ass got served after i got shamed by someone who was an expert. lol...

and if it's appropriate (don't know if it's today or not) but Happy 23rd Birthday!

 

[marleyisalegend]

and if it's appropriate (don't know if it's today or not) but Happy 23rd Birthday!

Yup, it's july 27th.

 

[b.c.]

Ahhh...well there is where you messed up. Now here are the 23 (absolutely and totally useless things) you should've learned last year:

1. Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both of you are registered blood donors.
2. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is about 13 seconds...max.
3. Bonobos (a relative of the Chimpanzee) say "Hello" to each other by having sex (hey...that'll work).
4. Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM.
5. Dr. Pepper is advertised as having 23 flavors.
6. Dirty snow melts faster than clean...pissy snow the fastest...
7. Scooby Doo's first real name is Scoobert. (rotsa ruck)
8. In Idaho it’s against the law to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
9. "23 skidoo meant "getting out while the getting's good"
10. Don't try to plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. It's illegal.
11. A child once found a tooth growing out of his left foot.
12. The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
13. http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/records/002.htmlDaniel Boone frakkin hated coonskin caps!
14. A protester in Montana once assaulted a congresswomen with a salmon.
15. A mosquito has 47 teeth.
16. Most toilets flush in E flat.
17. The numbers on opposite sides of a die always add up to 7.
18. Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C". (whatever)
19. A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words, unless you write really tiny.
20. Beetle from “Beetle Bailey” and Lois from “Hi and Lois” are brother and sister.
21. A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
22. Human sex cells have 23 chromosomes

and finally...

23. There must be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 23 of them let you keep the furniture.

So there...happy b'day.

 

[mista geechee]

Ahhh...well there is where you messed up. Now here are the 23 (absolutely and totally useless things) you should've learned last year:

1. Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both of you are registered blood donors.
2. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is about 13 seconds...max.
3. Bonobos (a relative of the Chimpanzee) say "Hello" to each other by having sex (hey...that'll work).
4. Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM.
5. Dr. Pepper is advertised as having 23 flavors.
6. Dirty snow melts faster than clean...pissy snow the fastest...
7. Scooby Doo's first real name is Scoobert. (rotsa ruck)
8. In Idaho it’s against the law to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
9. "23 skidoo meant "getting out while the getting's good"
10. Don't try to plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. It's illegal.
11. A child once found a tooth growing out of his left foot.
12. The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
13. Daniel Boone frakkin hated coonskin caps!
14. A protester in Montana once assaulted a congresswomen with a salmon.
15. A mosquito has 47 teeth.
16. Most toilets flush in E flat.
17. The numbers on opposite sides of a die always add up to 7.
18. Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C". (whatever)
19. A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words, unless you write really tiny.
20. Beetle from “Beetle Bailey” and Lois from “Hi and Lois” are brother and sister.
21. A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
22. Human sex cells have 23 chromosomes

and finally...

23. There must be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 23 of them let you keep the furniture.

So there...happy b'day.

Damn, hard to beat that. Happy birthday.

 

[marleyisalegend]

^LOL Bc, that was cute and will be dearly noted.. Thanks

 

[marleyisalegend]

Drank lots of gin last night, had ONE piece of chocolate cake with butter cream and I'm paying the price for it, my stomach is in knots.

 

[daddyknows]

good god, change your way of thinking, play around, have fun, live life

 

[marleyisalegend]

good god, change your way of thinking, play around, have fun, live life

Change my way of thinking? But I don't really have one yet lol, you give me too much credit. I play around A LOT and I'm always having fun. I can't stand people who live in doom and gloom all the time.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hey marls ...
Yoohoo, maaaarrrrrrls ...
Shoulda said ...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MARLS!
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
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[marleyisalegend]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Actually it's today, the 27th, I started the thread at midnight (I think, I was pretty toasted last night)

 

[marleyisalegend]

ADD: My first life-lesson at the age of 23 is DO NOT drink lots of liquor and eak uber-sugary chocolate cake with butter cream. It will mean LOTS of time over and on the toilet.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

8. Don't drink lots of liquor on an empty stomach.

ADD: My first life-lesson at the age of 23 is DO NOT drink lots of liquor and eak uber-sugary chocolate cake with butter cream. It will mean LOTS of time over and on the toilet.

And the discoveries of scientific wunderkind Thomas Alva Marley continue.:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance: