I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

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  1. novice_btm

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    *Pick the first Letter of Your first Name*

    A- Fabulous
    B-Gorgeous
    C-Pretty
    D-Popular
    E-Gangster
    F-Girly
    G-Dyke
    H-Sweet
    I-Retarded
    j-Emotional
    K-Beautiful
    L-Boyish
    M-Slutty
    N-Preppy
    O-Hot
    P-Gay
    Q-Punky
    R-Hot
    S-Sexy
    T- Very Sexy
    U-Ugly
    V-Wonderful
    W-Geeky
    X-Bitchy
    Y-Under-appreciated
    Z-Over-appreciated


    *Now the third letter in your middle name*
    (if you dont have one use your last name)

    A-pornstar
    B- skank
    C-Bitch
    D-Obsesser
    E-Fucker
    F-Retard
    G-Queen
    H-Slut
    I-Girl
    J-Goth
    K-Nerd
    L-Motherfucker
    M-Sex machine
    N-Alcoholic
    O-Geek
    P-Babe
    Q-Crackwhore
    R- Beauty queen
    S-Prince (ess)
    T-Whore
    U-Cry Baby
    V-Jackass
    W-Punk
    X-Scaredy-cat



    *Now Pick the Color of the Shirt You Are Wearing*

    Red- Who's Good With My Hands
    purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
    Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
    Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
    Green- Who will do anything for Sex
    Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
    blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
    White- Who everyone wants to fuck
    Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
    Black- Who Will Rock Your World
    Gray- who gives great head
    None-who is a beast

    *NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
    BEGINNING WITH " I'm a"*

    Mine was:

    I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

    Hmm, I kinda like that one
     
  2. jeff black

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    You TOTALLY just made this up!!!!

    BTW, I am a slutty geek who will rock your world.:biggrin1:

    OR I am an emotional alcoholic who wants to fuck everyday.
     
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    I'm a Hot Bitch who is a beast.
     
  4. novice_btm

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    As if I'm that clever. But amazing how accurate it is, no? LOL! It was sent to me on another board, and since I liked the answer it gave me, I posted it here. :tongue:
     
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    ...a hot motherfucker who everyone wants to fuck...so what else is new? :rolleyes:
     
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    I guess that makes me a Popular Punk who will do anything for sex.

    hehe
     
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    I am an emotional geek that wants to fuck everyday :) hmnn not bad ;)
     
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    I'm a sexy bitch who likes it up the butt. Hey!!! This thing DOES work!!!
     
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    I'm a pretty goth who wants to fuck everyday.

    Pretty accurate so far.








    Except for the goth thing.


    I would also rather be known as sexy and/or hot than pretty
    .:rolleyes:
     
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    I'm a slutty whore who will rock your world...

    If only, if only...
     
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    I'm a girly whore who wants to fuck everyday.....

    Thats no where close!

    But whatever...was fun.:redface:
     
  12. novice_btm

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    How many of you are there Jeff, or how many shirts and aliases are you sporting? :wink:



    Mmm, shirtless, eh, FFF? :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm a sexy whore that wears sunglasses
     
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    I'm a sexy fucker who will do anything for sex.

    Well, not ANYthing...
     
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    I'm a slutty retard who is a beast. :tongue:
     
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    I'm a Popular Bitch who s a Beast
     
  17. novice_btm

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    OH MY GOSH!!! That's the most accurate one I've seen yet! :tongue:

    C'mon, you won't??? Really? Oh, wait, so then is it us that'll do ANYthing for sex with you? :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm a foul trollop who likes to molest teddy-bears. :rolleyes:

    And yes, I know none of those options are on Novice's list.

    I just wanted to point it out. :tongue:
     
  19. O O O That was fun !!!

    I'm a Hot Prince that wants to fuck everyday :biggrin1:
     
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    I am a popular pornstar who wants to fuck everday!:tongue: Damn, this thing is spooky!
     
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