I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

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I am a Sexy Whore who gives great head.

But this is nothing new. (Just ask CJD). Alex8 already announced to the world that I was . . . (Oh, horror!) . . . a cock-whore! "And I really resemble, I mean, resent that remark!" he said huffily in a redneck Southern Ilinois accent. Going on, he said,"But what is head? I don't understand. Is this something I can get, or give? The Fundamentalists, in their teachings, say it is better to give than to receive. Should I learn head from them?" Man, was that a mouthful.:biggrin1:

And . . . isn't this a variaition of a name game in the Captain Underpants books? Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot Of Professor Poopypants (Dave Pilkey)http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/04...103-0803457-6486221?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
 

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I'm a slutty fucker who is a beast :biggrin1:
 

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"I'm a popular fucker who is good with his hands"

Well, as I said before I DO like working with my hands...
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I'm a 'hot girl who gives great head'... wow, spooky!! :biggrin1:
 

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I am a sexy motherfucker that wants to fuck everyday
True But you left the 'y' out for the middle name part